Tent Raccoon Haiku: Strange Morning at Camp
Summary
The discussion in the ♡ ℭ𝓵𝖊𝖆𝖗𝓵𝔂 ℭ𝓵𝓸𝖚ⴷ𝖘 ⅋ ℭ𝕙𝖎𝓵𝓵 ♡ 21+ community revolves around a bizarre camping incident documented through a series of haikus. The haikus describe a camper waking up to find a deceased raccoon named Gerald, whom she is cradling and speaking to, much to the confusion of an arriving officer. The thread includes accompanying spoiler images and confirms that the woman involved is a known community member with her raccoon.
Tent flap stirs at dawn—
she cradles her gray-striped kin,
whispering to fur.
Dead raccoon in arms—
“His name is Gerald,” she says.
Gerald smells awful.
Raccoon eyes wide, glazed
She says he looks surprised. Yes
He also looks dead 💀
Officer arrives
“Ma’am, that raccoon is deceased.”
She asks him to leave
Rip not gizmo
And another not gizmo
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What is happening here?
thats beth and her raccoon\
