Fictional Crime Debates: The Ultimate Disposal Methods

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The FriendZone | Make Friends ⋅ Fun Chill Active Chat ⋅ VC Social Gaming ⋅ Memes ⋅ Nitro Emojis ⋅ Anime community is diving into a dark, hypothetical discussion about fictional serial killer tropes. Members are sharing creative and macabre theories on body disposal methods, ranging from pigs and acid to complex forensic cleaning techniques. This engaging thread highlights the community's love for dark humor and imaginative storytelling in a chill, active social environment.

@merrynectar-54 You said you're scared
crispheron-90

of the fact that u just gave me wisdom and now we are discussing on how a body should be disposed

merrynectar-54

Wisdom...

merrynectar-54

The act of putting knowledge into action

merrynectar-54

Amazing information

crispheron-90

indeed

merrynectar-54

Right

merrynectar-54

Now i want ice cream

crispheron-90

sure...lets just burn this body and get some

crispheron-90

u want strawberry or mud flavoured?

merrynectar-54

🤯

@merrynectar-54 That is actually falsely because the scent as the body rots will seep out
jadetiger-51

damn, wb underwater dumping, like dexter.

@jadetiger-51 damn, wb underwater dumping, like dexter.
merrynectar-54

I haven't actually watched dexter

merrynectar-54

Can you tell me more about that?

merrynectar-54

Is it just dumping bodies in the ocean?

merrynectar-54

Or a body of water?

@rustyguitar-17 i mean for me i would say maybe crocodiles i mean easy way and hard to notice tell me ur opinions h…
olivemaple-25

I would first kill them with toxic gas or something like that, just so there's no blood that I have to clean up. Then I'll burn the face so if the body was found they can't tell at first glance who it is. I would wrap the body up in a lot of plastic, then aluminum, and finally get it into a vacuum seal bag. Then I would take it to an abandoned building (like in those videos where some teenagers go exploring). I would then find the least expecting place then put the body there. During all that however, I would be wearing a hazmat suit to make sure I don't leave any fingerprints.

@olivemaple-25 I would first kill them with toxic gas or something like that, just so there's no blood that I have…
merrynectar-54

I had the same idea with that, abandoned places or forests

merrynectar-54

They genuinely don't check those abandoned places thoroughly

@merrynectar-54 I had the same idea with that, abandoned places or forests
olivemaple-25

that was my first thought cuz I watch a lot of those "exploring an abandoned building" videos

merrynectar-54

I see, I had a friend who loved exploring them so i know they genuinely dont check it enough because of how creepy and rundown they are

@merrynectar-54 Is it just dumping bodies in the ocean?
jadetiger-51

First, he cuts up the bodies, and wraps them in plastic, seals them inside plastic, and then he bags them in black heavy duty trash bags, and then sails to the middle of the ocean to dump the bodies, they are weighed down by rocks that he finds on the coast.

sharpdolphin-67

iN A FICTIONAL SCENE, definitely hide a body in the ocean bruh

sharpdolphin-67

the ocean literally covers 70 percent of the earth

sharpdolphin-67

impossible to find the body

@sharpdolphin-67 impossible to find the body
merrynectar-54

Very true

merrynectar-54

If you go swimming in the ocean or at a beach just know that you are swimming in molecules of dead bodies

merrynectar-54

Thousands thousands of years of dead bodies in the ocean

merrynectar-54

Could be by accident that they fell or could be by the war boats

merrynectar-54

But it might be very hard to bring a body into the ocean because of other people being there

merrynectar-54

You could argue that you could go at night but that would be if you are close to a body of water that is deep enough so that the body is hard find

merrynectar-54

Because if you're genuinely pushing or carrying a body shaped trash bag into the beach i think that would look very suspicious to people who like to spend their time on the beach at night

@merrynectar-54 Because if you're genuinely pushing or carrying a body shaped trash bag into the beach i think that…
sharpdolphin-67

if u use ur phone as a navigator gotta throw that phone in the ocean as well

merrynectar-54

That's why people have things like burner phones

@merrynectar-54 After i killed them, i will dismember the body as much as i can, so i will have 2 hands, 2 arms, 2…
steadyquartz-13

U definitely have done it before 😭

@steadyquartz-13 U definitely have done it before 😭
amberyellow-59

Well he or she did say “after I killed them”

@amberyellow-59 Well he or she did say “after I killed them”
steadyquartz-13

Larp larp sahur ah pfp

@amberyellow-59 Well he or she did say “after I killed them”
steadyquartz-13

:tomsip:

amberyellow-59

Stfu

@merrynectar-54 After i killed them, i will dismember the body as much as i can, so i will have 2 hands, 2 arms, 2…
amberyellow-59

Does your plan account for them testing for bleach? There is a chemical they can use that will show where bleach has been used

swiftorange-35

case closed

swiftorange-35

:pepetea:

sharpflame-73

well i would simply burry it deep in a huge forest and if not id cut it into pieces and burn piece by piece and for the bones id crush them and use as a fertilizer for my plants

sharpflame-73

first off fire removes finger prints and any prints and nobody can find somone thats already in an atmosphere

@sharpflame-73 well i would simply burry it deep in a huge forest and if not id cut it into pieces and burn piece…
sharpdolphin-67

cops can easily find em with their K9s

@sharpdolphin-67 cops can easily find em with their K9s
sharpflame-73

and thats where you haven't counted the fact fire burns the scent away and that id burry it deep in the forest which would also kill the scent

@rustyguitar-17 i mean for me i would say maybe crocodiles i mean easy way and hard to notice tell me ur opinions h…
happyivory-53

mayonnaise

merrynectar-54

I like how no one's saying mine has mistakes

merrynectar-54

Ily guyz

sharpflame-73

stuff it into a furnace and let it burn

sharpflame-73

it has to burn for a long time tho

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