go and type "how to get an e-job" in any ai platforms, and start earning money!

Gambling is all about luck and u should all gamble yesterday i found a lotery thingy on the floor and i got 3 euros from it

i broke up my phone almost two months ago as of today it offically fully broke doesnt even turn on again, and is that like "oh ure spoiled you want a new one" that you guys might be thinking but the counterfit that i come from a middle high class family meaning buying a phone is alright, more over i went to have a word with my parents about my phone and its life story, first to react was my dad i never seen my dad with a bigger smirk and smile on his face he genuinely got lightened up he was delightful overly happy that he literally shouted out with happiness "DESREVED HAHHAHA", meanwhile my mom just laughed at me and told me "goodluck with trying to get a new phone knowing you will never get a new one", i dont want to sound like spoiled but when my brother's ipad broke on the first ever screen crack they bought him a whole new one, and same with my other siblings, i use my phone for basically everything important in my life including i never saved the stuff i'd be gratfeful if they woud AT least get it fixxed, it isnt that my aprents dont love but idk, its brutal how they love my other siblings more.

Before i start the most important step actually bagging a foid.

Starting off the guide by saying, hi bhai hope this guide helps you whenever you ascend, we will be focus on few different methods on how to rob the place, i will start off by different scenarios.

sceneario one/method one:

this scenario requirs it to be either at morning, afternoon, early night.

after finishing in the foid raw (which is the only you want you should finish), tell her to wear her pants instantly, after that to show off like a kink or like honriness go tell her to make you two a meal, if that works, congrats you got her whole room to steal, grab any small valuable stuff, sex toys like dildos too, in the end of the thread i will explian why sex toys matter, anyways lets continue after she makes the meal, you must havent had much time have you? eat the meal, tell her she should get showered right now, while you "make the bed" but realiticly you are robbing it, when she leaves to shower, grab any electornics and valuable stuff you see, hiding them in your waist band/backbag would be a good idea to not get caught, moving on, when she gets out the shower just say "i will take you out later or most likely tommorrow" so she will let you off the hook certain you havent done anything.

after doing all of that, you instantly block her everywhere, move to your home, gather everything you stole, and enjoy!

Sceenario two/method two:

this scenario requirs it to be midnight/late at night.

after fucking the foid, make sure to grab her in bed, dont let her leave, start cuddling, with the intend to spend the night, once she agrees and gives in, conitnue cuddling wait for her to drift off to sleep, kiss her forehead after you make sure shes asleep, kissing her forehead will giveh her a sense of reliefe and safety, make sure that her side of the bed is facing the bathroom/exit.

After making sure shes asleep, kiss her forehead lightly, get up super slowly, reach to her side of the bed, grab her phone, watches, gold and jewelry anythign you can see and is grabable, put them all in your pockets or hold them, afterwards make your way to the exit leave slowly as soon as youre outside, open your car and get home, turn off her phone, start making value of whatever you stole!!

importance on grabbing sex toys

you might be asking as a man what use would i make of a dildo and a rose toy, NEWS FLASH YOU DONT, you will sell it, to who exactly? to old men online and random horny people,idealy use craige list.

how will you do that you might be asking, be like "i have a used sex toy i havent cleaned or anythign im trying to get rid off" and larp as a random good looking foid idealy use random snap chicks, or go on linkedin and find good looking foids there.

sites to sell your stolen valueables

facebook marketplace, kinda obv but works and you could price stuff easily, i use it personalyl when i steal from people, make sure to make ur stuff a lil cheaper than they should be after all you arent the one who bought them, free money am i right?

now if you need me to make a guide on how to make a foid agree to let you fuck at her place i can do that.

for those uneducated; solipsism is the idiology that nothing is real except your conscience, aka youre the only mortal / immortal in this existance, it brings me genuine hinderism thinking about it, afaird of my own conscience eliimenating this version of me for realising it, i have been paranoid and imperfect mental-wise about it, i have deascended gave up trying, everything that is happening to me feels weirdly famaliare.

my mind has been getting eaten up by it, it sounds so convincing, its scary to realise it, im afaird that everything will go dark forever, nothing ever happens, tried coping with religion and faild,i can't publicly speak about, people see me as a jester and a teen, nor can i write; My writing skills aren't even qualified for a 3rd grader, nobody understands me verbally, nor dothey understand whatever im writing, i just wanted this to be a cope and not real.

over here we make forum like posts and interact with each other as if we are in a forum!

HE IS LIKE FUCKING 5'9 THATS LIKE MANLET HIEGHT

for legal disclaimers i have to say this: you must have a driving liceinses on you (if you get stopped if you dont get stopped fuck it)

to become a truck driver you need a variety of skills and habbit, truck driving isnt about the job but avout the fun and destination, the immaturity and happiness you get on the road.

first step of becoming a truck career driver!

You must having a lizard gathering hobby, including the patience on the road, runing over people is fun and allowed sometimes, just dont over do it, we need a company to work for first, i advice UPS inc since its super populare, apply there.

step 1.5 after getting accepted

just to be fast with it, if you dont get accepted SPAM every other truck driving companies, anyways first day on the job, go meet other truck drivers make sure to leave friendly first impressions

step two first time in the road

during your first road trip make sure to honk and runover at last two to three people, abuse the radio to communicate with others, try to go as fast as possible during turs to make bystanders entertained, youre in a truck u wont die from runing over a 155lbs 5'2 karen.

gathering lizards

for the hobby side you would need to gather lizards, lot lizards as they call them, drive at midnight during weekends near club roads and pubs, find a couple of chicks honk and vroom vroom at them, ofc since they are kinky foids they will agree and jump in, ANDU GET THE BEST ROAD HEAD EVER, during post nut clarity kick them on the midest of the road, since you dont wanna pay them u jst throw them out; afterhaving fun with lot lizards you get to drop them off at the most deserted place ever, abandoded cities.

step three consistensy

you must be slick with it, lot lizards arent a all night thing you get them when ure aroused, run people over when there are no cameras, have fun and dont forget to target single moms and rich dads.

Yes the title isnt click bait, i ACTUALLY made my teacher go out wiht me on valentines, for back story its my biology teacher, after she leaves our school i will fully dox here on here.

let us start about when we met; Me (rocky) and my biology teacher started off our bond at the start of august, to be exact 29th august, i started off normal speaking about my interests and what i like about sceince in general.Few weeks into us talking i bring up how im on a primal diet, this got us into so much conversations arguements and like genuine fun momments, i broke the teacher and student limit by calling her a nigga mid convo like i was clav speaking to cuffem, then started blacking pilliny myself started talking to her about my cycles, she started speaking back "why do you need all of that you already look beautiful and pretty and cute with your redish cheeks" infront of the whole class and students this genuine like shocked me and surprised me, like she said it with such a series look, then came the pet names, "sweetheart, baby, my love" and i was set from dec to feb i was flirting like crazy she even raises my grades.

on theursday before valentines i made my move, in class privtely with her "will you go out on valentines with me" she asnwered "why should i let you take me out" and i answered "maybe becase we fit each other" and she was like sure and stuff we set a time and on valenitnes i jst never showed up the days after in school she looks at me weirdly like shes cold and stuff, well thsi was how i got my teacher to go out with me.