Jordan Update: Build a Business Empire
Summary
Degenerates [18+] launches the Jordan Update adding buyable businesses across 8 tiers that earn coins 24/7. Players can hire employees for +15% income, sabotage rivals with risk, face random events like fires or audits, and scale prices per stack; use /businesses and /collectbusiness to manage and claim earnings.
🏢 JORDAN UPDATE — BUSINESS EMPIRE
You can now buy and run businesses. Stack income. Build an empire. Hire your friends. Sabotage your enemies. The economy just got real.
🏢 Buy from 8 business tiers:
🍋 Lemonade Stand — 2,000 coins (30/hr)
🚚 Food Truck — 10,000 (120/hr)
💈 Barbershop — 25,000 (250/hr)
☕ Coffee Shop — 50,000 (450/hr)
💪 Gym — 80,000 (650/hr)
🎵 Nightclub — 150,000 (1,200/hr)
🎰 Casino — 300,000 (2,500/hr)
💻 Tech Startup — 500,000 (4,000/hr)
Each business runs 24/7 and earns coins while you sleep. Use /businesses to view your portfolio, /collectbusiness to claim payday.
👥 Hire employees
Use
/hire @userto put your friends to work. Each employee boosts your business income by +15%. They get a cut every time you collect. Coordinated payouts. Real teamwork.
💣 Sabotage rivals
/sabotage @user— pay 1,500 coins, 55% chance to shut down their business for 6 hours. Get caught? Pay an 800 fine + half goes to them. High risk, high drama.
🔥 Random risk events
Every couple hours your business might get hit: fire, IRS audit, robbery, health code violations. Damaged businesses produce nothing while closed. Pure chaos.
Pro tip: prices scale 1.5x for each business of the same tier you already own. Diversify your empire or pay more for stacks. Multiple Tier 5 businesses with full employees can pay 20k+/hr.
The richest people in this server won't be the ones with the most coins. They'll be the ones with the biggest empires.
Use /commands to see everything. GL out there 👑
