Tent Raccoon Haiku: Strange Morning at Camp
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In ♡ ℭ𝓵𝖊𝖆𝕣𝓵𝔂 ℭ𝓵𝓸𝖚𝓭𝖘 ⅋ ℭ𝕙𝖎𝓵𝓵 ♡ 21+ this announcement shares a short haiku thread about a camper cradling a deceased raccoon at dawn, an officer arriving, and darkly comic reactions. It features spoilered photos and playful commentary. The post invites members to react, discuss tone, and contribute creative responses.
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Tent flap stirs at dawn—
she cradles her gray-striped kin,
whispering to fur.
Dead raccoon in arms—
“His name is Gerald,” she says.
Gerald smells awful.
Raccoon eyes wide, glazed
She says he looks surprised. Yes
He also looks dead 💀
Officer arrives
“Ma’am, that raccoon is deceased.”
She asks him to leave
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Rip not gizmo
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And another not gizmo
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