The Tent Raccoon
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This thread in the ♡ ℭ𝓵𝖊𝖆𝖗𝓵𝔂 ℭ𝓵𝓸𝖚ⴷ𝖘 ⅋ ℭ𝕙𝖎𝓵𝓵 ♡ community features a series of haikus depicting a bizarre and darkly humorous scenario involving a person cradling a deceased, smelly raccoon named Gerald. The narrative progresses with the owner insisting the dead animal looks surprised, followed by an officer confirming the raccoon's demise, which the owner dismisses. The post is accompanied by several spoiler-tagged images, presumably related to the strange situation described.
Tent flap stirs at dawn—
she cradles her gray-striped kin,
whispering to fur.
Dead raccoon in arms—
“His name is Gerald,” she says.
Gerald smells awful.
Raccoon eyes wide, glazed
She says he looks surprised. Yes
He also looks dead 💀
Officer arrives
“Ma’am, that raccoon is deceased.”
She asks him to leave
Rip not gizmo
And another not gizmo
