[adult squid] Never Dies

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About [adult squid] Never Dies

Back from the dead, it's [adult squid]! The server has the following:

Laid-back community
Emphasis on free speech
-Less strict moderation compared to other Splatoon servers
Less politically biased compared to other Splatoon servers
Splatoon matchmaking infrastructure with mentionable roles
A dedicated Splatoon pool
Unique emojis
Regular events
Art contests
A members only Minecraft server
Actually run by an adult

We feature the complete line of hearts by Jensen and Yamaha. You pick the heart. Extended warranties. Financing. Qualifies for health tax credit.
And remember... we care.

The server is small now, but will grow like it did before. The old community was previously around 2000 members and will grow to that again in time in part thanks to you.

[adult squid] Never Dies.

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What People Talk About

not splatoon

Primary Language

English

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Server Analytics Private

212 Total Members

38 Online Members

How busy is the server?

Based on daily active users and bracketed into 5 different groups.

Very Active: Bustling & Lively

15-99 daily active users

How much do people chat?

Based on messages per member and bracketed into different groups.

Deep Meaningful Discussions

9-30 messages per member

Estimated Active Staff

Founder-Led

Under 3 active moderators