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She walked up and asked, "Are you Mike?" Then she introduced herself and said she loves all my videos. I feel so flattered.

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Baby steps. First time back on the board in a year and a half since my injury. Don't ever say it's over. 🛹

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Cuffing season is here. Can't be sleeping 10+ hours a day anymore. Time for a small medication adjustment. 😂

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Doctors Lake boat ramp is the second best place on Fleming Island to watch the sunset.

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Don't even need to kick to float around the neighborhood. I just get that rhythmic sway going with my hips, and these hips don't lie.

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I may not have friends, but I've got an army of custom local Chinese LLMs and Claude Code at my command if any Discord community wants to play.

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These blue jeans are older than most of you. I broke them in during my 20s.

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I can’t finish it’s getting dark and I will have to paddle in the dark for the first time.

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Fleming Island explorer since I was a boy. Mom spanked me for muddy shoes or losing them in quicksand, so I went barefoot.

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One year chasing followers. Every goal moved the finish line. No happiness, just a bigger target for toxic people.

Heart dropped to my butt thinking this was a khalie live ping while I’m out ahahah

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Even TikTok creators deserve a day off.

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@Psycho Bunny what more must I do to get a free shirt. It’s the brand I exclusively wear to the mental hospital.

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It's all being tailored to my exact measurements, with an emphasis on showing off how tall and slender I am. I'm going to be the hottest dude at that wedding.

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What in the Georgia is this?

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Breaking out the good coffee for all the new guests waking up at Daddy's house today. Welcome back. Try not to touch anything.

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-couldve-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game

Squid Game: I'm So Fucking Scared Crying Scene

I don’t wanna be in daddy’s house…

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Welcome back to Daddy's house!

“If anyone in the area wants me to cry on them”

On the verge???

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I'm seriously on the verge of a mental breakdown. I'm fighting hard to keep it together. I'm going to flip from manic to depressed soon, and I know it's coming. The party is over.

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The human condition is universal. We didn't choose this, but we're doing it together.