THE THREE PILLARS OF BLUH-ISM
​Absolute Apathy: WE DO NOT CARE. WE DO NOT FEAR. WE ARE MOSTLY JUST SLEEPY.
​Unmatched Efficiency: Why use many word when "bluh" do trick?
​Glorious Conformity: Join us, or don't. Honestly, whatever.
​📜 CITIZEN DUTIES
​Morning Pledge: Wake up, look in the mirror, say "Bluh," and go back to sleep.
​Economic Contribution: Do the bare minimum required to avoid getting fired.
​National Anthem: A long, collective sigh recorded at 44.1 kHz.
​📢 JOIN THE REVOLUTION!
​(Or just sit there, we're not your dad)

hii!! looking for friendss, i'm 17 and boreddd :< you can get to know me more in dms!!

Name: Íris/Riri
Gender: female
Age: 18 (PLEASE be 18 or OVER!)
Region: Europe
Games: Valorant, Dead by daylight, escape the backrooms, warframe, Phasmophobia, outlast trials, path of titans, peak, project zomboid, sons of the forest, rdr2, repo…etc
Languages: English, Portuguese
Looking for: long term friends to play games with! I also love to spend time on calls and hang out

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Hey everyone, I’m new here—so this is your sign to say hi.

I’m up for fun chats, memes, late-night talks, games, or just vibing with cool people.

Feel free to introduce yourself here or DM me. Tell me your name, what you’re into, and what you do for fun—I’d love to get to know you all.

just please dont dm me if ur dry

I'm male 15 love chatting kinda clingy and yeah that's it

Lookin for ppl that can just chill and communicate with me or play Roblox #💕・friendship-fountain -friends

Intro

• Name: Jesse
• Age: 19
• Gender: Male
• Likes: gaming, cooking, singing and listening to music, taking my car for a drive/roadtrips in general, hikes in nature, all sorts of animals ^^, and cooking! :D
• Personality: im a pretty open book that loves to listen to people there stories or have deep conversations over all kinds of stuff, im pretty energetic and can get quite clingy ones i get to know you more and more ^^
• Dms: very open for everyone! Im really looking to meet new friends and make alot of memories with! Feel free to reach out for a chat!

Spiderman or batman 🤔

if u wanna know abt me, then dm ig or wtv
im single by choice, and i cba to date
so both genders dm me

Jesus visited me a few years ago, he's coming to tens if not hundreds of millions across the world in visions and dreams. Google or YT muslim meets Jesus and see for yourself.

You're all asleep, and nothing can stop what's coming. Wake up. Seek. Be quick, even a non believer should be able to see what's coming when only 2% of women are swiping right on dating apps. A global violent revolution is coming.

Call me L
M24
I’ll talk about anything really

Anyone on PlayStation wanna play GTA 5 and help complete missions?

Can someone call me a good boy a 20 times

Hey!
You can call me Ame
I'm 18 living in Germany got Russian roots and no Putin ain't my uncle but if somebody asks me that again I'll call him to blow you all up thank you
I like pretty much everything wow I know pretty uncommon right
Ima be laughing a lot that's my answer to pretty much everything and ig if you can't handle dirty stupid dark humor don't DM me:')
im open for vc
I usually reply fast unless I'm really busy
Either I'm really awkward or just stupid but I can hold a conversation usually 🤷‍♀️

I am just new in here, i am real person, yes this is my image but AI enhanced so lets better meet me in my dm #newmember

Who wanna be friends pls be 18+

i am down for anything dm me

bmf pleaEeee im bored

Hii i wanted to make new and more friends, at best on snapchat for streaks and allat, my snap is in my bio so feel free to add me

im a boy
Ill tell you my age when we write
yes thats it

anyone wanna play truth or dare? or like the pick a number game? it would be soooo nice and anyone welcome btw since im bi

• Name: Kay
• Can ppl stop calling me a dude- im a fucking girl -
• Romanian
• age : ask in pv
• Hobbies: smoking, sleeping, going out and listening to music lol
• Games i play (on phone sadly) : brawl star (my love) , amongus type shit, minecraft...and randoms
• I'm looking for rlly nice/friendly ppl to chat and pls don't dm me if you gonna ghost me after a dawg day
  🤍
  DM'S OPEN
  🤍
  SNAP:kayyy0016alexa
  🤍

Name: Holly
Age: 16
Bday: 15 July
Timezone: England - BST
Height: 157.1 😭🙏🏻 (5'2)

Likes :
Animals, music (i like all sorta genres and open to them), motorbikes, planes, fellow bikers

Dislikes:
Rude ppl, mushrooms, spiders, ghosted after a few txts or days

Games:
Lowk basic ones like, mc, overwatch, rblx, dbd, re6, but dont really have time for that anymore!

Extra: guys im a hyper person tbh, wont face rev until i trust u but down to vc! DONT BE DRY!

Great listener and loyal!

IF I MISS ANYTHING LMK OR IF UR CURIOUS OF ANYTHING.... Or js dm anyway bc u have nothing better to do thats why youre here..

Dms open 16-19

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOOOOOOO

BMF???? MY NAME IT’S ALEXANDER BUT CALL MR ALEX!!! IM FROM ROMANIA AND I LIKE ROBLOX/ANIME I ALSO HAVE 3 CATS IM VERY CLINGY AND IM INFP ALSO IM VERY LOYAL AS A FRIEND DM MEEEEE