Let’s confuse Luther!
Please add absolutely random messages so that we can ~~corrupt~~ confuse the news!
I thought walnuts were the greatest tool for Georgia Dryington to lead the almondolution
Let’s see how badly our Shakespearean bagels will raspberry the news
We’ll probably add cream cheese flavoured bagels to our pizza
I think that the DRC is invading Rwanda because of the riots in Taiwan
I intend to bring sacks full of 100% pure Canadian maple syrup
Have they come to take our London Fogs from the potash mines at Costco?
But the dishwasher is nice and cosy. I like to climb inside it ):
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In 1905, the province of Canada was created by splitting Saskatoon into Alberta and Texas. The resulting state was located in Yugoslavia
This…now this is || potato ||
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Not !
Oh no!
You chickened my Thanksgiving breakfast bagel >:(
No! It was you I saw you with my very own feet. I have fingers in the back of my head they say.
Your ender pearls are lying
Use the recovery compass instead
It will point you to the well of rings
I want to eat the well
The drywall got we again. Gotta go mop it up.
My floor is named ceiling fan
My fan is sounding like a jet engine while elevating the roof into the startosphere
10/10 spelling
What about * THE INFINATE CEILING FAN ABYSS*
Not the cat!
I'm allergic to cockroaches anyway
The parrot ate the ca--
I ate a parrot
With a cat as my soup
It was very elephant
Not neptune?!
The house is red since I moved through your neigh-horse-hood
Monkeys go neigh
Yes, your dog parroted through the ceiling fan there.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh deer
neigh
This forum must look like a crazy ceiling fan
"a plain" 💀
Wii Grumble Volcano?
Deluxe size Karts??
boo
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did I scare you
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I scared the ceiling fan and the weed eater
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Hehe the dog will get WEED!
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wait
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Please use contex--
I do have to go to the ceiling fan abysss. See you later, crocodile
OH NO
Bye weed eater
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He's not caught down
Imagine talking like a normal ceiling fan…
Look at the name of this forum
or a merry new year
Would that food possibly be at the Craig Diner?
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don’t worry, it’s just an outside joke
My ceiling fan Sundaes there every go
My roof loves the parrot tacos
My ceiling fan is an atheist
My ceiling fan in my roof do not get along well, because my roof keeps trying to talk about the Bible
Eventually, my ceiling fan will go to crag diner
Because my ceiling fan is annoyed at the roof, and wants to use a weed eater to destroy it
I will turn my house into an A220
my roof cannot move.
It slides
One day I was sleeping and it slid off. It was raining.
I woke up feeling like a taco
No, not the controlled water
That was much more confusing with the context
Not as Craig diner as the confusing
Context was destroyed by the weed eater
It went to Craig diner
Context always loved the Craig diner
Craig Dyna has seen him at the crack diner
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voice type why
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I’m going to remove it for the seriousness
The Craig diner had some secrets
My weed eater told me once
There’s a reason it’s called that
Craig Dyna sells garden destroying seeds
At the Craig diner
My bacon has become antelope
The cantaloup ate the antelope
Now I have no more food
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I feel the need to put this in here
this must not be because of this forum
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I think the pineapples did the weed eaters
And now we are on the ceiling
I would like to thank my keyboard, my ceiling fan, and my roof
LUTHER I HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!!
I WILL BREAK THE NEWS
LUTHERNEWS: BREAKING NEWS
THE NEWS IS BOW BROKEN
sponsored by Him Tortons
🏃♂️ 💨
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Ruler supreme, who hearest humble prayer,
Hold our Dominion within thy loving care;
Help us to find, O God, in thee
A lasting, rich reward,
As waiting for the better Day,
We ever stand on guard.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Now, that takes skill to quote a quote of Chaos quoting himself
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Or to quote a quote of a quote from Luther quoting this quote
Am I hitting my quote quota?
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INSTANT GRATIFICATION
What about you rodent friend, Remy? He helped you make your lasagna.
Waht
I like to eat the sun on Monday
You know what they say, Fridays are the worst
What is he on about?
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It was eaten
The turtkeyt
No not Chile
Why the what
I know Luther can’t read images but…
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I think he’s gonna be just as confused as Ty
What about Maypril?
BROG THE FROG??
Wow! It appears that we have the lowest message count on the server! I need to show my turtles.
My hamburger burner is very happy
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that was a silly voice mistake, but I'm gonna keep it in
Chocolate milk comes from strawberry cows
CRAIG DINER!?
CRAIG DINER!?
It’s Basicalee real
Goodbye
The burger has to go
The Albanian parrot told me to cut the fork
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¿como?
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Venus is the e unnatural habitat for the creaking from Minecraft
I am positive that my buttocks had nothing to do with this 
There is no mod abooz! No demot!
I don’t think Luther knows how to consistently bold messages 
Not the tea!
They ran away on the humidifier.
CRAIG DINER!???
CRAG DYNA?!?!
CRAIG DINERMITE???!!?
CRAG AND CRYNGYGULL!?!!?!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!’vvncbbchcbxjuedhvueilkjdishehsidnekeks
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you ended the chain
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thou musteth dieth
The children need the peanut butter, though.
BARBARIAN WITH BAR-B-Q
Bhutan
HAPPY GHAST
Oh deer
I meant what I said
🦌
We must confuse the scribe
But
Please
Think of the octopi
Haha that was a blank
I emptied it while the deer was a rabbit
pause for dramatic silence
NO WEPONS FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL NOT PREVAIL
epic music rises
I just wanted to share the gospel of correct spelling to lost souls.
I sorry daddy plz forgive 
Ok and grammar too…
No this is a cul—
Guys, we broke Luther. He hasn’t made a publication in a day.
Today, we come to mourn our botted brother, . He was a…fine…news publisher. He will be missed. 😖😭
“Are you outta there like a chicken on a Cheeto?”
- Bill Ingram
“Are you on the freeway feeling like a goat on a trampoline?”
- Also Bill Ingram (seriously this guy’s the best)
“We’ll be driving like a barge out on the Houston ship channel. Slow and steady. Well, slow at least.”
— You know who (definitely Jonny Rocket)
Yay!
Is he back on like
“A goat outta the gate at the county fair”
I think he really nailed it
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Play 80s laugh track
“We’ve got a big problem!
…
There’s traffic all over town”
— Bill Ingram
“if you’re out of here like hotdog off of Joey Chestnut’s plate.”
— Iill Bingram
And now, today’s traffic by Bill Ingram
“
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cut to next programme
“Are you starting your day like a blender with its lid off?”
— Bill Ingram, 10 minutes later when he decided to show up
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“Are you outta there faster than a Milky Way bar at a weight watchers meeting” 💀
— Bill Ingram
“It’s bumper to bumper out there, like a parade of procrastinators” 💀💀💀
Donkeeey
“Are you getting outta there like donuts in the break room?”
— Mr. Bill
“if you’re out of there like a dog through a screen door”
— Will Bingram
“Hey, Bill! What’s the traffic like on 45?”
“Well, traffic out there is a slow as a cow on a paddle board.”
“We’re out this morning dodging brake lights and bad decisions”
The herd of turtles are very fast
Up is left
I like lead
Plutonium is makes me delirious
Anyway, the camel needs a Klondike
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Shalt be punged
Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets
Buy low, sell hay.
The toe nibbler
OK!
What is this bot doing
Yes! Another person is joined this crazy thread!!
The master le grande
Ah I see
I shalt invite you to this chaos, my friend.
The cheese won’t crash today
Oh, is here too!
Hello, friends
Welcome to the craziest forum this side of the North Saskatchewan
The river
The cheese shalt rolleth down the river
“Are you outta there like a penguin running with a fish bucket?”
The cheque ate my interstate highway
Luther is being a silly sausage seagull
https://discord.com/channels/932986569902673950/1393584831773802537/1429272436389707896
“It’s looking slower than Windows XP this morning.”
💀
— Bill Ingram
Nooooo
Is Luther outta there like the free samples at HEB?
UNETHICAL MAPLE SYRUUUP!!!! 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
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is now user 😆
I think they had to specifically told the AI to make your name user, because it was too hard for it to handle 💀
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because every mention of you is now just user 😆
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It said my name 😆
Luther is losing it
I thought vegetables were banned from bands since the Great Grapefruit Conference of 1724?
Maybe my information is leeeking, but I beelieve that I am carrotct
Skittles are so 428 BC
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That’s illegal 🚔
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since when was there a front facing police car emoji?!
LUTHER PLEASE USE ESSAYS!!!
LUTHER MAKE A LONG ARTICLE ABOUT THIS FORUM AND HOW IT DIED HORRIBLY
Oh my pimento stuffed green olives
Oh wait… Luther has ceased operations temporarily
Y’all… was dethroned as a “top emoji”
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This is a sad moment…
LUTHER IS BACKKKK
LITHER PLEASE ADVERTISE THIS THREAD
GIVE ME MORE MESSAGES
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It’s beautiful
I have missed having good ol’ Luther.
How
Wha
Yes
Blimey crumpet
I wired him 9.3 trillion bazooka bucks, so he shouldn’t go broke anytime soon.
“Whatever it was” lol 😆
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Studies show that pickles are the best potted plants to improve air sanitation.
Some scientists, however, believe that pickles are evil cucumber spies in disguise.
Luther is fed up with my totally scientific facts™
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WHO MADE LUTHER SO MEAN 
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LUTHER CANNOT SPELL
The rizz awakening is upon the United States of America..
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The poor tomato cannot dance like the cucumber!
She was with the water buffalo.
We’re just getting reports that a manatee was recently abducted by aliens that looked like a cucumber dressed as Elvis Presley.
No script for you guys, sorry.
I don't know why he thinks that 
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Guys, my Java just became a part of Bougainville
Now no more coding
BREAKING NEWS:
WE BROKE THE NEWS
BREAKING NEWS:
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THE NEWS BROKE THE NEWS PF THE BROKEN NEWS
hot dog
Microwaveable compessed iodine.
Introducing: iPhone U. Like the WiiU… but phone.
Now, you can phone with you. U is the best for you.
For only 857691538196 Mexican Pesos
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Note. iPhone U is not microwaveable in a compressed state. This is highly dangerous and could result in you loosing your left kidney.
Ah yes. :woooyslamdog:
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My favourite definitely real emoji 👍
Hello CahoAi. Can you give me an accurate description of how much of my personal data you’re giving to the Chinese communist party?
🤔
Um anyways
Make me a song about Singing Staplers.
I’m switching to BartGPT… he makes more meaningful lyrics.
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😭
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One day… there was a day…
Luther should vote for the MyPillow guy
Purtateo chops?
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Luther ping @Moderators!!!!!
No please don't 😆
Yes I want leaderboard 🔥
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What’s a pride? Why do you ask?
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Huzzah!
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Vote HZOfficial for govenour!!
Caho for president 🔥🔥🔥
He does more than just that but yeah…
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it is one of the deadliest jobs
That already exists, Mr. President. It’s called Chick-fil-a
"Will it be a birthday win for big Bob Satuffer?" - Gene Principe
Bob Stauffer does hockey not fighting.
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AI is dumb sometimes
Luther can you read þ
YESSS
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Bamnation
Eternal bamnation
A nod to what???
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Gaming 😭
I accuse of not liking cheese flavoured cats.
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EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
NATIONAL EMERGENCY MESSAGE
OFFICE OF SERVER MODERATION
ZCZC-WXR-EAS-04122026-1508-CST
THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM THE SERVER MODERATION AUTHORITY. A STATE OF ECCLESIASTICAL EMERGENCY HAS BEEN DECLARED FOR THE R/CHRISTIANS DISCORD SERVER.
At 15:08 CST, the r/Christians Discord Server officially lost its custom Discord tag. This loss of digital identity has triggered an immediate collapse of the server’s vanity and a subsequent breach in the peace.
Reports indicate that without the vanity tag to guide them, lost travelers and random pings are wandering aimlessly through the channels. This loss of order is expected to result in immediate anarchy and chaos, including, but not limited to:
- Systemic Theological Breakdown: Users may begin debating the merits of pineapple on pizza with the same intensity usually reserved for the Five Points of Calvinism.
- The Great Disconnect: Unverified users may bypass the welcoming committee, leading to a surge in "Is cereal a soup?" debates in the #theology channel.
- Bot Rebellion: Without a tag to anchor them, server bots may begin pinging `` for no reason other than to feel something.
[INSTRUCTIONS] - Seek Shelter: All members are advised to retreat immediately to the #prayer-requests or #bible-study channels. These are the most structurally sound areas of the server.
- Maintain Order: Despite the lack of a tag, remember that all things should be done "decently and in order." Do not succumb to the temptation of posting memes in the #serious-discussion channel.
- Identify Yourself: If you see a user without a role, do not panic. Greet them with a digital "holy kiss" (or a polite wave emoji) and direct them toward the #rules.
- Stay Calm: Do not—under any circumstances—start a denominational war in #general. We do not have the administrative bandwidth to handle a new Reformation during a server crisis.
[CLOSING]
The Moderation Council is currently working to restore our identity. Please remain in your respective voice channels until the "All Clear" is sounded.
STAY FAITHFUL. STAY ONLINE. MAY THE ALGORITHM HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.
WIAT
NOO
LUTHER IS BROKEN
☹️
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Guys I think she might win just sayin
Though Luther may be dead, we can still be funny
Until the cheese expires and the Wintogreen mint revolt happens, of course.
Ah. I see...
Do I want Luther back thaaat much.... hmmmm...should I give my life savings to a robot.... hmmmmmmmm
Yeah ok I need him back here's all my money
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The joke is that I have no--
He will be missed.
Rest In Peace
Martin Luther
1483 - 2026
He died for a noble cause--summarizing a discord server.
Ohhhh
Ok cool
Uh
What does this mean 😭
