Seeking Long-Term Partner: Structured & Intellectual Match

I am enormously attracted to structure, indubitably to an unreasonable degree. Rigid, regimented, methodical people do something to me. Schedules, systems, procedures, and standards. Someone who has organized their life, their work, or even their peculiar obsessions into an elaborate internal bureaucracy is inexplicably compelling. The more absurdly structured it becomes while remaining functional, the more likely I am to find it attractive.
I have a particular weakness for impeccable manners, dry wit, understated arrogance, and a certain carefully restrained sadistic streak. Someone who can be unfailingly polite while delivering the most devastatingly cutting remark imaginable, preferably without so much as raising their voice. A person whose composure borders on the infuriating, whose patience is deliberate, and whose capacity for mischief is exercised with surgical precision. Someone who appreciates rules, understands exactly how to bend them, and takes a wicked little pleasure in making me squirm. All within the boundaries of mutual trust and enthusiastic consent.
Gender is of little consequence. Competence, conviction, intellectual curiosity, and an exquisitely organized mind are considerably more persuasive.

In offered exchange, my chaos, whimsy, and devotion. An abundance of affection, peculiar fascinations, elaborate flights of fancy, and a willingness to be the delightful disruption in someone's otherwise meticulously ordered existence.

I want a beautifully mannered menace with a filing system, a wicked sense of humor, and a soft spot for the ridiculous creature determined to lovingly disrupt their entire bureaucracy.