Worst Cosmic Signature Strategy Contest — $250
Summary
Cosmic Signature & RW announces a comedy contest awarding $250 for the most spectacularly terrible Cosmic Signature strategy. Submit one text-only entry under ~300 words in the #mini-contest Discord channel by April 30, 2026. Judges will pick the funniest submission and the winner is announced May 1, 2026, making this a must-enter community event.
📣 NEW CONTEST ALERT — $250 UP FOR GRABS
🌌 THE WORST POSSIBLE COSMIC SIGNATURE STRATEGY CONTEST
Think you know how to play Cosmic Signature?
Good. Now forget everything.
We want your worst strategy. The most chaotic, galaxy-brained, certified unhinged game plan you can dream up. The kind of advice that would make a veteran player physically leave the chat.
We'll be real: the funnier your answer, the better.
💰 Prize: $250
Awarded to the most spectacularly terrible strategy. Judges' pick, based purely on comedy.
📝 HOW TO ENTER: Head to the #mini-contests channel in Discord and drop your worst Cosmic Signature strategy using this prompt: "Write the worst possible Cosmic Signature strategy"
That's it. One message only.
📅 Deadline: April 30, 2026 (11:59 PM UTC)
🏆 Winner announced: May 1, 2026
📜 RULES
- Submit only in the #mini-contest Discord channel, entries posted anywhere else won't count.
- One entry per person, first submission is final, no editing allowed.
- Text only, single message, keep it under ~300 words.
- Keep it funny, not offensive. So no hate, slurs, NSFW, or personal attacks.
- Original work only, no copy-paste from AI tools or other servers.
- Judges' decision is final, based purely on comedic value.
