I've been typing for a while IM SORRY

So - one of the classes/groups that I am most interested in is the Officio Assassinorum faction under the Imperium of Man's Adeptus Administratum - specifically the now extinct temple of Maerorus.

It horrifies me how this temple decided to make one super-being by sacrificing hundreds of thousands, only for it to go rogue. It's basically like the Indominous Rex in Jurassic World - always adapting with a mind of it's own, and for no one's benefit except itself. No wait - herself.

You read that right. The only and last assassin from this temple is named Legienstrasse, and she was created to become the Ultimate Assassin. Boy, did she live up to it - and more.

She was able to mutate using the biomass she absorbed, biomass aka people, change her forms and create weapons at will to what she needs in order to eliminate opponents, laying eggs whose clutches can wipe out entire companies upon hatching), and easily defeating even the highranking assassins of different temples within the faction.

She was only defeated once an Eversor assassin pushed himself to her where his explosion gave Captain Lysander, the first captain of the Imperial Fists Chapter's 1st Company, the opportunity to obliterate her once and for all with a Thunder Hammer (after a series of undeath that I cannot say due to the rules).

But fun fact... She laid clutches. And those eggs are out there, somewhere, in the Warhammer Universe.

• Source: 1d6chan (Maerorus), Lexicanum (Legienstrasse), art by Zhang Bozi

i happy now

I wish I could find better art for her though - because while this is good, it doesn't showcase how she used her biomass to change forms at will

Create weapons, morph into monstrosities, and more

Perfect, I love 1000 chapter stories

EVEN BETTER

Which means there's thousands of lore I can binge read

Definitely, perhaps only the C'tans know

I really didn't want this bc yeah - it's more human and less like the actual description

C L A W S

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-weekend-gif-5804385657210583522

Bro keeps on retracting his statements

St Celestine is running on pure, unbridled aura

Wait - wasn’t she originally part of the Sisters Repentia

woAH

He’s the blueprint for every villain-turned-protagonist in every action/romance manhwa, I can feel it

In the horrors of Warhammer Universe, especially their hive cities (I will yap about it another time, unless someone talks about it )
- # plz talk about it
there is a couple I and many others fantasize as a compatible couple, and often meme-ify because their powers are literally the opposite of one another:

Nurgle and Isha

Technically, they are both gods of life. Isha is the Eldar God of harvest, fertility, and nature whilst Nurgle is the Chaos God of decay, despair, and disease.

How did they meet? Isha was captured by Slaanesh and her cry was heard by Nurgle, and thus he waged war and won - with Isha as his prized companion.
- # (Not a big fan of this, don't kidnap people folks nor treat others like objects )

Nurgle adores Isha, but how can a God who knows only chaos show love except in cruel ways? He locked her in a rusty cage in his garden where he brews his power: bringing diseases to life.

In a sense, they are Yin and Yang. He feeds her his diseases before spreading it upon the mortal realm but due to Isha's powers, she regenerates and pours her blessings, hoping that her prayers may counteract whichever diseases Nurgle makes.

Fun Fact: Nurgle and his followers are considered one of the friendliest demons within the Warhammer universe, with Nurgle loving every creation he makes and his minions adoring him. One of my favorite comments I've seen regarding Nurgle and his followers is this:

"Bruh no wonder Nurgle has come so far, he's using the power of family and friendship to catapult his diseases"

wholesome pic because story was not so wholesome

https://tenor.com/view/dada-tete-shrek-the-third-shrek-donkey-gif-7094839400891230074

definitely made by one of the plague-bearers

Is this your Warhammer OC?

Oh

Apologies

A new warhammer game, I see

Another day, another ‘guess-the-mod-causing-trouble’

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