Can Spartans Dodge Bullets? Speed Analysis
Summary
PowerScaling Delusions examines training game clips claiming Spartans dodge Mach 2.6 rounds with submillisecond reactions. The announcement presents reaction time estimates, images showing partial dodges, and a counterargument that the feat is aim dodging rather than true reflexes. It debates whether Spartans should be scaled to hypersonic plus reaction tiers and why this matters for community scaling decisions.
Yes!
Linda here in a training game very easily and casually dodges Mach 2.6 assault rifle rounds
That’s less than 800 microseconds to react and around Mach 3 combat speed to move a meter in time
Fred reacts in around 370 microseconds here which is Hypersonic
But he couldn’t fully dodge in time
Spartans are consistently blitzed at this range
By snipers
So it wouldn’t make that much sense to scale them higher than Hypersonic+ in reaction time
But this feat is fake!
Johnson is stated to react way way slower than this
He’s simply aim dodging it before he turns the corner he’s already ducking
You can clearly see his body began moving before turning the corner
Only a spartan in armor can do something like dodge a point blank shotgun
Definitely not unarmored
That’s wank!
Otherwise
Why the hell didn’t Scruggs just dodge the bullets?
Only Mach 1.3
Because without armor, Spartans can’t dodge bullets
The first time chief dodged a bullet in armor he was shocked
lol
W
Lmao
Crotie
Nah
I think real life Spartans are alpha
W
I think some were gay tho
Fuck that
https://tenor.com/view/movies-500-this-is-sparta-sparta-this-is-gif-16988526
Bruh
I mean
💀
Nigga
Sigma
I don’t think that people become gay just by being not next to women
I think they were probably groomed by pedos
Because naturally everyone’s like 99% straight
Until something bad happens
No I think that’s how it works in general
Idk though
Some people say a combination of overbearing mothers and pedo stuff makes people gay
Or they are just born like that which is weird
Because ur butt isn’t supposed to have stuff in it
https://tenor.com/view/grinch-twerk-gif-15485142147788234130
😩
Sigma gay isn’t natural bro
It destroys your brain to have gay sex
Sodomy destroys and desensitizes the brain
Also
You can’t be a man and be gay
https://tenor.com/view/bro-gay-bros-bro-code-lgbtq-pride-gay-pride-gif-15916317101722608871
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No I mean they can’t be a man
Like family, and respect
Like men who shove dildos up their butt
Aren’t real men
So we are lying 💀
Nigga
That’s disgusting
That’s really gross
And inherently grooming
No matter what
https://tenor.com/view/dream-dreamsmp-cringe-dream-minecraft-dream-face-gif-26849422
Nigga
Fuck gay
Fuck that shit
