Looking for a Wife? A Funny FriendZone Chat Thread
Summary
FriendZone | Make Friends & Chat ⋅ Active Social Fun ⋅ Chill ⋅ VC features a humorous thread about someone seeking a wife with wildly absurd requirements, including cooking, cleaning, and sleeping in the basement. Members respond with jokes and playful questions, showing off the server’s lively social atmosphere.
Hello, I am currently accepting applications for a new wife. My previous wife divorced me and took the children. I am now living alone, drinking heavily, and struggling to maintain my apartment. Requirements include cooking, cleaning, sleeping in the basement, remaining silent, and never going outside. I am 9'9", weigh 178 pounds, have a six-pack, and work as a professional golfer. Thank you for your consideration.
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Oh wowzers!!!!
what are the age requirements.
9'9?
Ok not to be mean, but how awful is it bending down for every door?
29-400 is the ideal
Ggs
I'm 401, do I still have a chance?? 🥺🥺
no maybe if you were 399
can i negotiate to sleep in the attic rather than the basement or no
Depends how good do you look in a maids outfit?
really good
Send us pictures
My rules...follow the contract
Can we get pictures?
Of my victims?
Can't do...
Their watching
Come on you can DM them to me.
I promise not to tell anyone
Honest
Have I ever lied to you?
This is sad
Bros trying to find a bot wife
do you know a better way?
And I don't want a bot wife
I just wanted to see the applicants.
Make sure that her outfit was clean and pressed
That sort of stuff
Balright
