Unusual Conversations & Chaos at FriendZone Discord
Summary
FriendZone | Make Friends ⋅ Fun Chill Active Chat ⋅ VC Social Gaming ⋅ Memes ⋅ Nitro Emojis ⋅ Anime is home to the most unpredictable and hilarious conversations. This announcement highlights a bizarre roleplay session featuring a cursed bakery selling everything from unique cookies to questionable meat sandwiches. It showcases the active, humorous, and creative spirit of our community members who love to engage in wild, imaginative banter.
This is where the stupid convos start 💀
I’ll give u a cookie
What flavour?
Whatever the emoji comes it
Comes it?
In
Mb
Gimme all of em then
Even horse pubes 💀?
It’s a magic emoji cookie btw
How does it taste ?
Like horse pubes💀
Then I shall pass
Buttttt
If it tastes good n shi why not
Kk 🍪you have earned your horse pubes cookie,
How dose it taste
Hmm bite chew chew
Gulp
…
Ok it can be baked more
The sugar sprinkles are impeccable
The choco chips can be improved
Overall it's not bad
Good good
Would you like another sir
I would like a box of em
ughh
And yeahh with separate sugar sprinkles
3, 6, or 12 box
Which one's the best
I’d say 12 bc I want your money so you shouldn’t ask me
We also have 26 bucks for $120
Id say why not
Gimme
The 26
Okay your wait will be 90 min these horse pubes don’t cook themselves 😥
Ah maannn in the mean time what else do u sell
If u don't mind can I interest u in my Gorilla 's pubes
They're brownies
We have we have condom cakes
Period pops
Menstrual meat sandwich made from cow butt with cow purses in the patty
Mermaid torso on a stick with the pines attached
And our newest tritons beard hair buns with whatever pure meat you want
I am interested in period pops cause the who isn't
Made with Unicom period blood
With pubes in it
Mermaid torse ofc cause it's also a treat for the eyes
Yes sir
And menstrual meat because y not
Mouth watering
Gulps mouth water
Is that it for you sir
Yes sir
I shall propose a deal
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I buy multiple of your items
Mhm keep going
In return invest in my Gorilla' brownies
It's sad because no one is tasting it
My Gorilla is making a cute face
Hmmmm sounds interesting
Now my Gorilla is making this sign 👉👈
Looking like this 🥺
Shall we shake our hands then?
Yes
We shall
Your order will be ready in 3 hours
It's a pleasure mam
What's the total amount
$5,236.49
Unicorn and mermaid pubes ain’t cheap
Invest $2793.71 in my brownies
Are you giving me an ultimatum?
That if I don’t invest in your brownies right away, then you don’t pay your fee?
Nooo!!!
Hmmm
wtf
Uk what I'll pay u right ahead
How does this convo start with cookies and end in mermaid pubes
Would you like some mermaid pubes too?
Heyy guys
How many per cookie
Hello would you like a horse pube cookie sir/maam
Your payment's ready
Because the cookie is so expensive it is around $2000 because mermaid pubes aren’t cheap
No 😅
You can pay at the register once you get your order. We are only halfway done with your order, sir.
Ill pay you 2k zimbabwean dollars
Thats like 2 usd
Hmmmm I think it has to be sand dollars because I don’t think Triton will let me take his mermaids citizens for meat otherwise
Alright Ma'am
How do you source your mermaids
I have a deal worked out with king Triden
Whats the deal (if i may know)
Or is it top secret
Top secret
What about bottom secret
It’s lockdown it’s a secret. Nobody can ever know.
Your order is ready sir
Where is the counter
Is this cookie business/operation legal
(Sets boxes down with a loud thud) here is your MASSIVE amount of food, please insert your card here
I pay only in cash cause my card is under surveillance if I use that its a problem for u
And your top n bottom secret
Should I be concerned
Why is your card under surveillance
It's a risk for u n me
Yea
Talks in walkie talkie "bring it in"
Opens the suitcase
Sure pay with cash ig
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It's risky in here
Gimme coordinates
Did i just see stacks of cash or am i hallucinating
Because I've made choices in my past which I'm not proud of
They were taken down buddy it's not your fault
Sir im a federal agent Shows fbi badge
SIR YOUR LITERALLY IN THE BUILDING
Oh no no no fbi ain't no big deal there's someone more powerful
Ive just sent u stacks of cash
Yet they took it dowm
Down*
I need someplace safe
Beats up FBI agent with a mermaid torso that’s raw
YOU TOOK MY MONEY
I DIDNT TAKE YOUR MONEY
Slaps her with fbi badge
Talks in walkie again takes a note from the jacket write smtg down folds it and whispers "you'll find your money there"
Ow
Said NO ONE EVER
And passes the slip
Ma'am I thought u were careful with your goods
You've put me under risk
IM JUST TRYING TO RUN MY PUBES BUSINESS SO IF YOU AINT BUYING GET OUT IM RUNNING AN OPERATION HERE
I can offer a place.safe
Ma'am you just assaulted a federal agent
Safer than this building
YKU TOOM MY MONEY
TOOK
My bodyguard points a gun at the fbi
GO OUTSIDE
AND DO THIS
What about my Gorilla 🥺
I’ll watch him DONT SHOOT IN HERE
MR BEANS IS SAFE
NOW GO OUTSIDE
Me, Bob the builder, and bobs bodyguard go outside
YOU TOO
Another bodyguard comes with my phone downstairs I talk and the fbi recieves a call
They say He's not your prey
…
RING RING RING
"Hello yes?"
"Federal agent here."
GEEETTT OOOUUUTTTTTT
YOUR RUINING MY BUSINESS
Ma'am your business is illegal
Ma'am we're downstairs outside of your building
Oh
So did u talk to your boss
My boss is mute so we used morse code but yes
He must've said that I'm being hunted by someone else
(I yell from the window) “HORSE PUBE COOKIE ANYONE WANT A PUDE COOKIE!!!”
I yell at her
STOP ADVERTISING YOUR ILLEGAL BUSINESS
ITS LEGAL I HAVE THE PAPERS BITCH
I say DAYUMMMMM
i yell at her
YOUR PAPERS ARE FAKE
I say quietly
Probably fake
YOU WANNA SEE
CAS DEY REAL ALRIGHT
THAT BADGE AINT THO
I remove my glasses n stare at him
I look at him, then, I look at her
"N-No! U-Uh! Im a reall 100% legit federal agent!"
I sense through his lies
I come back upstairs my bodyguards hold him
And inspect his badge
HEY NO DONT! THATS A REAL FEDERAL BADGE!
“HORSE PUBE COOKIE
THEY TASTY
GET YOUR HORSE PUBE COOKIES HERE!!!!!!!”
My bodyguard says Sir it's a fake
HAHA I KNEW IT
😭😭😭
I promise we are mentally stable
We as in WE
Uhhhhhh
Youre getting promoted to mentally stable
And you're badge is being thrown away
I don't think so buddy
I dont even know
I just got here man
Okay
Lets just
Wait
Ok
Listen
So
I meant Nigg as in Niggardly people
Definition of Niggardly: Stingy/Not Generous
;-;
That was a w save
Because
Interaction bait
u meant the n word didnt u
No
ik buddy
Interaction bait
I intentionally made it like that to
Uhh
Create curiosity in people
Why, do you have anything against the word niggardly?
Then why are you so reluctant about the need to share knowledge of the word with the populace
I find that this statement is highly speculative
wtf
😭
And i got away this time
Save as in saving my reputation from speculative and untrue rumors
HORSE PUBE COOKIES
GET THEM HER
Honestly man are you mentally well
THIS IS MY CHAT
HMMMMM
Then how are we chatting
True
HORSE PUBE COOKIES GET THEN HEREEEE
Me and isaiah are in a Doakes-dexter situation
Where’s bob
Sleeping with the fishes
😭
Clearly says NOT a femboy milk lover
Please go and talk about this some Please go and talk about this somewhere else. I’m trying to maintain my horse pub cookie business. Thank you. where else. I’m trying to maintain my horse pube cookie business. Thank you.
Sleep paralysis demon what was your motivation in starting a thread about cookies made from equine pubic hair
I was bored
Do you usually do this when youre bored
Mhm
Whats your social security number
Idk
Yeah also is there a place in your closet which is vacant and not filled with clothes
6 in
Thats massive
I have a tall bed
What do you honestly want us to call you
Idk
Spd
Sped
No fucking way
We have half each and thats it
SPD
Stand stands for a sleep, paralysis demon
No
Ye
How the fuck do we keeep doing this
Oh yeah?
Look at your doorway
Look in the cars doorway
Im not gonna be there
I WILL THO
Since were probably like thousands of miles apart
BOO 👻
YOU CAN’T I’M NOT MADE OF MATTER HAHA FM
How do you exist
I’m not a tumbleweed lol
So mr Sped, tell me about yourself
I don’t I’m in your head. I’m a sleep paralysis demon. You see me everywhere.
Y'all how dare u ruin my client's chat
HAHA LOOSER
You just fucking removed everything that makes nowhere nowhere
.
Id hate to break it to you
I know I spelled loser wrong, but I get that right because I’m dyslexic
Doesn’t matter because I’m a sleep, paralysis demon I don’t need to know how to spell anyways
Did you know you cant read in your dreams
Thats funny
Shall I speak in my walkie talkie again
You should join the conversation
HAIIIII
YOUR ORDERS READY
Can we stop the pubic hair cookies
I gave u the slip ryt money is still there
WHERE
I passed a slip before the third guy came in
Are you well
Well, according to you, yes
Ah here it is
No
Okay
Here’s your order
Body guards packs them in my cars
And now ma'am
Here’s Mr beans
Shall I take care of this third guy 4 u
Hmmm no
They're gone either ways
Mr beans says he had a really good time
Dang they're here again
Sped the title of this thread clearly says "Say something stupid and ill give you a virtual cookie" i have said many stupid things in the chat and my virtual cookie is nowhere to be seen
I can’t wait to start making your monkey pub, mozzarella sticks
🍪
F you
😭😭😭
Is there poison in that one
You’re making Mr. Bean sad
Hell yeah
I love rowan atkinson
Youre my enemy
Why do i get a cookie and he doesnt
Is this what apartheid is
Im canadian is that bad
Who says canadians cant be black
No
But
Not because im canadian
Thread died
Ok????
I love rowan atkinson though
Hes great
Are you still running your cookie business
The fact that she gives the blonde hair blue eyes canadian a cookie and no one else seems a little...卍
Duh
U want sum?
Canon event for people of color
Please be patient. I am actually cooking bacon at this moment.
Fine fine
Here ya go
I bet you cook your bacon so that it isnt crispy
Actually, the only pig that gets crispy is the males. I actually raised pigs male bacon is crunchy female bacon has more flavor and is Rippy and chewy.
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I’m trying to send it, but it won’t let me
Cause the fake fbi swallowed it in a gulp
hmm
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I have a pig named Chris P. Bacon
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I found out it won’t let me send more than five at a time
Why does he get more than me
Cause he's more stupid ig
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Pay for them
U get more u win
GUYS IM COOKING BACON
HOLD ONNN
JUST LEAVE IT IN THE AIR FRYER OR SOMETHING
Give him raw pubes
THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS
IT HONESTLY TASTES GOOD FOR LOW EFFORT BACON
Just give him raw pubessssp
Seee my money was spent right
No
Why are you cooking bacon at whatever time it is in your country
Because it’s almost dinner time, bro
It’s 5:17 PM
Why are you having bacon for dinner
Well, this is really a tight over. My dad is bringing home pizza
I’m finally done. I just have to clean up so give me like five minutes.
I cant give you time time isnt something that can be physically given
It's a measurement
Shoosh
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There 60
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She keeps giving me more💔
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You ALSO HAVE 60 YOUR EVEN
Can by fives and there will be 60
Sped are you a national socialist
IDK WHAT THAT MEANS
Na-zi
NOOOOOO
I dont believe you
Youre either a white supremacist or a black nationalist
I’m notyyyy
This threads really gone out of hand
Indeed but oh well
What im trying to ask is are you racially prejudiced.
OMG NOOO OUT OF MY STOREEEEE
Are you eating your bacon
MHM
I would've said something that would ruin your appetite but i wont
Eat well sped
Say it
one cabbage is my favorite fruit:3
Cabbage is a Vegetable
He knows
And how do you know he knows that
Uhhhhhh…..
I have my ways
shes a Russian spy
Most probably
NO STOP BRO
HE ALREADY CALLED ME A NA ZI
Chinese spy?
NO IM NO SPY AND IM AMERICAN
thats what a non American spy would say🧐
Ofcourse youre american
HE IS TOO
spy
Clyde kicked me
smh Clyde
You can do that yourself
You have a neck
And spine
And nerve
S
You can do it
really🙀
Yea 🤯
Only an american would have bacon for dinner
Do you have a shotgun too
I’m having pizza that was just a tied over
No
Nor do I have a gun license
Me when i lie
Dont you guys have fucking hunting rifles at walmarts
Ok i shouldnt be judging we sell milk in bags
I HAVE PIZZAAA
Hope you fucking choke to death
Eat well***
Autocorrect smh
SHUT THE FUCK UP
thanks***
AutoCorrect
No problem
🖕
Fuckin yank
Shhh
Im the least nice canadian out there
You said you hope I choked to death. There’s no more nice Canadians.
Go choke on your syrup
This is so racist
YOU SAID OF COURSE YOUR AMERICAN
Go choke on your
YOUR RACIST
Fkin
EXACTLY
Uh
Gun barrel
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JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE ONE
Mb gang
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Im gonna release an apology video in like a month
Niceeee
Don’t change the subject tho
I am not a person to judge people by stereotypes
LIES
Truths
Empirical truths
Liar
No
Yes u are
If I don’t respond, I’m in the shower so I will respond periodically but not all the time now for at least the next hour
OK, I’m back guys not that anybody cares?
WHERE DID MY PEOPLE GO
NOoOoOoO😭
NOT BOBBBBB
HES MY BEST COSTUMER
Customer
Sorry, AutoCorrect loves to make me look stupid
Wwwooowwwww you don’t wanna talk to me and I gave you like 12 dozen cookies🥺
You have to pay for new ones if you want more
FINE NO PUBE COOKIES FOR YOU
;-;
crazy
How dare you call my food disgusting get out of my business
Howd you go from Your sleep paralysis demon to Star Catcher
I honestly think thats a bit of a jump
I wanted to change my name
