The Book of Genesis isn't a holy story; it’s a primitive human's confused attempt to describe an advanced bio-engineering project. "Adam and Eve" weren't magically created from dirt—they were the first successful biological prototypes. An advanced extraterrestrial race took an early Earth primate and spliced their own DNA into it.
This exact genetic modification is why humans today mysteriously have 23 pairs of chromosomes while all other great apes have 24. Ancient humans didn't have the vocabulary for "molecular biology," so they called the scientists "God" and the laboratory "Eden."
The "Serpent" wasn't a talking snake trying to damn humanity with an apple. It was a symbol for the genetic upgrade that unlocked high-level intelligence, self-awarenese and free will. It's no coincidence that our universal symbol for medicine today is still two intertwined snakes, which look exactly like the double-helix structure of human DNA.
Humanity didn't commit an original sin; we just received a massive biological upgrade. Because ancient people couldn't comprehend DNA splicing, they translated a high-tech science experiment into a religious guilt trip about shame and apples.