ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE 50% OFF ENDING SOON
this is it! there's only a few days left before the sale is gone for good ⌛ october 1st is the hard cutoff!

this is my ONCE A YEAR massive discount, and i won't be running anything like this again for a super long time. if you've been on the fence, do not hesitate!!

50% OFF ALL SESSIONS & ALL ADD-ONS
feeding sessions, custom audios, everything is half off right now!

busy right now? no problem. you can pay today to lock in the sale price now and schedule/have your session whenever you're ready later <3

come let me WORSEN your ADDICTION and rewire your desperate, horny brain and drain that needy goonstick! you'll be a melted mess before normal prices return

i have over 20,000 porn files waiting to be used against you

over 70 customer reviews if you need extra convincing: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309960422878875688

menu: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309258621988765707

don't wait until it's too late! slide into my DMs right now and grab this before it's gone!

HUGE SALE 50% OFF EVERYTHING

it's my BIGGEST sale of the year! and it won't be here much longer ⌛

for a limited time i'm running 50% OFF ALL sessions and ALL add-ons no exceptions! feeding sessions, custom audios, the works. this is the deepest discount i do all year and i won't be running anything like this again for a long while!

i take advance bookings, so if you want to lock in the sale price for later, now's the time.

i'm an expert at rewiring desperate, horny brains and draining needy goonsticks come get properly fed and edged into a melted mess while the sale is still live!

i have over 20,000 porn files waiting to be used against you

over 70 customer reviews if you need extra convincing: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309960422878875688

menu: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309258621988765707

HUGE SALE ends 1st october.
after that, normal prices return

don't wait until it's gone. slide into my DMs and take full advantage while you still can!

PORN FOR PING

hii garden dwellers!

i just wanted to update everyone about what's going on on my end (for those who care lol)

after two years living in brasil, i'm packing up and heading back home to australia! 🐨 as you can imagine, the last couple weeks have been super hectic with packing, organizing, and saying proper goodbyes. between the move and being neurodivergent, my brain is just totally fried right now, which is why i've been pretty inactive and haven't been able to answer dms. i see all your messages coming in and promise i'm not ignoring you! i'm just super overwhelmed and need a little break from notifications.

i always want to give you all my best energy, and i can only do that when i'm relaxed, present, and out of my head. taking this time away to decompress means when i'm back, i'll be 100% refreshed and ready to properly connect and goon out with you all

i fly out on the 2nd with a pretty long transit ahead (including a stopover). so over the next weeks, i will be similarly busy and catching up with family i haven't seen in two years. since starting this server i haven't taken more than a couple days off at a time, so i hope you all understand my brief absence. huge love to my amazing mod team for keeping everything running smoothly while i'm busy please give them some thanks!

once i'm settled back home and adjusted to the new timezone, i'll slowly be easing back into my normal schedule and catching up on all your dms. thank you so much for your patience and support. i appreciate it a lot and can't wait to catch up properly soon! xx

p.s. to all my sweet clients, i promise the wait is going to be so worth it!! as soon as i'm back, i'm completely melting your brains and goonsticks away... plus, i'll be announcing an even bigger sale to celebrate! stay needy for me in the meantime

THE ULTIMATE GOONER GAME JUST GOT A HUUUUGE UPDATE!

check out this goontastic announcement from our friends over at Freeuse World:

Version 0.2.0 of Moving to the Freeuse World is out now for our Patreon supporters (Student Visa and up)!

The update features Day 2 of the main story, where the MC and his best friend, Clara, attend their first day of classes at Bacchus University while getting into plenty of sexy shenanigans throughout Red Rock, Colorado.

In addition, players can begin Darla's introductory side quest, meeting the owner of the rural Darla's Milk & Honey House and taking their first steps into her storyline.

The fetish behind Darla's quest is breeding.

Links:

Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4590930/Moving_to_the_Freeuse_World__Episode_1/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/DarkRomanceInteractive

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/SWtQyS4duC

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/darkromanceinteractive/

YOUR WEAKNESS IS SHOWING…

i can tell... the way you keep coming back... your triggers have a tight grip on you...

the way your hand already knows what it wants... you're ready to give in to PORN completely

but you need a teacher. someone who knows exactly how to use every weakness against you

let me make you WORSE stop denying yourself the ultimate GOON BLISS and let me be the goon partner of your dreams!

my BIG SALE is back! take advantage of massive discounts

dm me to order a session and have your MIND FOREVER BROKEN

#📋︱menu
reviews: #🌸︱happy-customers

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LAST CHANCE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY KICK OFF YOUR ADDICTION PROMOTION!!

IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO HAVE YOUR WEAKNESS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY A PROFESSIONAL GOONETTE LOOK NO FURTHER...

your resident GOONFAIRY is looking for some new victims to pull deeper into ~~ADDICTION~~ PLEASURE

if you're fucking your fist and craving a little personal attention from a REAL PORN PRINCESS, you know where to find me...

i promise i'll deplete your:
❌ self control
❌ productivity
❌ dignity

dm me to ~~WORSEN~~ STRENGTHEN YOUR ADDICTION and have your your mind and your balls FUCKED EMPTY 🫙

https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309258621988765707

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WANTED: PROFESSIONAL GOONERS

your resident GOONFAIRY is looking for some new victims to pull deeper into ~~ADDICTION~~ PLEASURE

if you're fucking your fist and craving a little personal attention from a REAL PORN PRINCESS, you know where to find me...

i promise i'll deplete your:
❌ self control
❌ productivity
❌ dignity

dm me to ~~WORSEN~~ STRENGTHEN YOUR ADDICTION and have your your mind and your balls FUCKED EMPTY 🫙

https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309258621988765707

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hii garden dwellers!

i just wanted to let you all know about our two new channels 🖤

✦ go post your favourite goth girls in #🦇︱gothic-babes so we can all obsess over them together!

✦ check out #💎︱booster-perks to check out all our sweet server booster perks!

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DO YOU NEED A HELPING HAND FROM A PORN ADDICTED GOONETTE?

have you ever had a goonette pull out your true porn-drunk self and turn you into a helpless little gooner who just can't stop pumping?

that's exactly what i want to do to you...

i know how to melt your brain until you're desperately humping your fist, grinding into your bed like a pathetic puppy eyes rolling back, mouth hanging open, completely lost in stupid, blissful goon pleasure!! let me take control so you can focus on what really matters: getting those balls full to the brim with hot, thick cum i'll edge you until you're begging for release!!

with my current promotion, there's no reason to goon alone anymore why not let a goonfairy take care of you?

CHECK OUT MY MENU HERE https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309258621988765707

over 70 reviews here: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309960422878875688

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

to help keep The Goon Garden a safe, well-moderated 18+ community, members are required to have their discord profile set to public while they are in this server.

as a large NSFW community, we deal with scammers, spam accounts, sellers, bots, ban evaders, rule breakers, predators, and occasionally minors attempting to access the server. a user's profile is one of the most valuable moderation tools we have for identifying obvious bad actors and enforcing our rules.

discord's new private profile feature prevents us moderators from viewing information that has historically helped us keep this community safe.

because of this, we have decided that private profiles are not compatible with participation in this server.

if your profile is set to private:
- a moderator may ask you to make it public.
- if you refuse or repeatedly keep it private, you will be removed from the server.
- suspicious private accounts may be banned without warning.

this is not because we oppose privacy. we understand some people may prefer private profiles. however, our priority is maintaining a safe, well-moderated adult community. discord is already a largely anonymous platform, and if you wish to separate your activity in this server from your main account, we encourage using an alternate discord account dedicated to adult communities.

if you are uncomfortable making your profile visible to our moderation team, we completely respect that, but this server may not be the right fit for you

thank you for understanding and helping us keep The Goon Garden safe and weed free for everyone!

this rule has been added to #📖︱rules and is effective immediately

I'VE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ⚽

the real world cup final is finally here today, with Spain vs Argentina battling it out! 🌍🏆 since our Gooning World Cup was inspired by the FIFA World Cup, i wanted to celebrate the occasion by giving you all something special...

THE KICK OFF YOUR ADDICTION PROMO
30% OFF your first 3 sessions as a new client!
$10 OFF all regular fairy feeds!

whether you've been thinking about booking your first session or grabbing another feed, now's the perfect time to treat yourself

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@GWC TRACKER GWC UPDATE

now onto the Gooning World Cup! ⚽

unfortunately, we won't be able to hold the GWC Final today due to some unforeseen circumstances. but don't worry! us gooners are built to last longer than the normies anyway... so let's edge ourselves just a little longer.

📅 The GWC Final has been moved to next Sunday! **
to make the wait even better, we're adding a match every single day this week, beginning tomorrow with 🇦🇺 Australia vs Brazil 🇧🇷
it's going to be an action-packed week leading into the grand final!

be sure to check #ℹ️︱gwc-info to keep up with the tournament bracket, and all the prizes up for grabs! and don't forget to support your team's babes, over in #🏟️︱goon-stadium!

have a goontastic day... and enjoy the discounts!

hi THE GWC IS BACK!!

sorry we had to take a break, but the latter stages of the GWC are about to begin! we are getting to the business end of the competition now, so matches will be coming thick and fast, culminating in a cumtastic final on sunday!

the round of 16 will take place over the course of today, so get horny for your team in #🏟️︱goon-stadium and make sure your vote counts in the remaining games

TWO MATCHES LIVE RIGHT NOW
Brazil vs Japan and USA vs Colombia are live now!
head over to #⚽︱matches and cast your votes now!

PRIZES TO BE WON!
just a quick reminder that there are prizes up for grabs! make sure to read #ℹ️︱gwc-info to find out exactly how you can win and what you can walk away with!

hii

this is an important update regarding how we handle rule breakers here!

we absolutely love and appreciate how active you all are in keeping our space safe and clean when you tag the mod team to alert us about scammers, bots, or bad behavior, it is incredibly helpful and shows how much you care about keeping our garden weed free!

that said, we want to make sure the way you do that stays respectful and welcoming for everyone, even when we are dealing with people who don't necessarily deserve it. from now on, if you need to alert a mod, please just tag us or state the issue simply (e.g., @MOD • Gardener scammer in chat) without any extra aggression or name-calling.

unnecessary comments just add fuel to the fire. these rule-breakers will be dealt with or banned by the mods anyway, so there is no need to waste your energy on them!

let the mod team handle the actual judging and discussion so the public chats stay peaceful for everyone else. when a new member joins, we want their first impression of our community to be positive, not filled with drama.

let's all be a good example for the community and not let emotion or annoyance take over. even when dealing with the worst of the worst, we don't resort to mean comments. let's kill 'em with kindness instead!

this has been updated in #📖︱rules thanks for reading!

fairy and the mod team xo