X-Ray Head vs. Tricorne: Spooky Season Style
The X-Ray Head, perfect for spooky season (because we all have a skeleton inside) - scrapping with the Tricorne, a seafaring seventeen-hundreds century classic. 🩻 🏴☠️
The X-Ray Head, perfect for spooky season (because we all have a skeleton inside) - scrapping with the Tricorne, a seafaring seventeen-hundreds century classic. 🩻 🏴☠️
We have the Froggy Bucket Hat, and yes, it goes ribbit - up against the timeless classic of a Graduation Cap, tassel and all. 🐸 🎓
Which hat, at the end of it all, will stand triumphant?
Make sure to pitch your idea for a new hat in the #🎩cap-on-a-cap🎩 channel! Remember, the winning idea will be put into the game! Become immortalized through classy (or extremely goofy) headwear!
Voting will begin on Wednesday, October 7th!
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We're running a contest right now that all can participate in, called #🎩cap-on-a-cap🎩! Pitch your idea for a new hat, which will be put to a community vote in the coming weeks. The hat that triumphs over all others will be put into the game!
So if you've got some fashionista flair, or even just a silly idea that's been knockin' around in your head, pitch it in the #🎩cap-on-a-cap🎩 channel! Who knows, you just might win!
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Just a reminder that the #🚫・ᴅᴏ-ɴᴏᴛ-ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ʜᴇʀᴇ channel is not just for show! If you post in there you will be banned.
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We've got double the halloween goodness for you this month, with a back to back run of Gates of Heck and Nightmare on Easy Street!
Sep 30 - Oct 6: Cashalot!
Oct 6 - Oct 12: Insert Coins to Continue
Oct 12 - Oct 18: Saturday Morning Fever
Oct 18 - Oct 24: Live Rich & Profit
Oct 24 - Oct 30: A Nightmare on Easy Street
Oct 30 - Nov 5: Gates of Heck
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Remember to post your idea in the #🎩cap-on-a-cap🎩 for a chance to have your hat put into the game!
All you have to do is submit an idea! No art required, just your imagination!
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By the way! I will be taking a very extended long weekend, and will be out of office next Monday to Wednesday. So be on your best behaviour! 👀
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Over the next week, we'll be collecting your Hat ideas and then put them to a community vote - with each going head to head (ha ha!) until only one remains!
To submit your idea, head on over to the #🎩cap-on-a-cap🎩 channel - where we'll be accepting submissions for the next week. The voting process will begin Monday, October 5th.
Our first place winner will earn themselves 250 Gold
a Suit of their choice, a Badge, and - of course - their Hat idea gets created and put into the game! The balance of the hat itself will come down to the Hyper Hippo team, but we are open to people pitching their idea for the bonus alongside what the hat will look like itself.
But, remember, this is a cosmetic contest! Focus on looks!
Second place earns themselves a chunky 150 Gold, a Suit of their choice, as well as a badge - and third place will take home 100 Gold and a Suit of their choice.
Rollout is now sitting at 100% for both Android & iOS users 🤖 🍎
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This update brings with it a fix for Profit Boosters resetting every time players leave or refresh an event.
Rollout is currently sitting at 25% for Android Users 🤖
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Release is currently sitting at 100% for both Android and iOS users! 🤖 🍎
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AdVenture Capitalist v9.27.0 
AdVenture Capitalist v9.27.0 is here, and it's a dandy one!
Pourin' one out for our Moon's manager Dolly Pardon in this update 🫡
Already the smartest cookie in the artisanal jar? In this release, Cap brings you the ability to skip tutorial steps! On top of that a few bug fixes will keep the profits rolling in.
*Release is currently sitting at 25% for Android Users 🤖 *
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If you do encounter someone you believe to be cheating, please include a screenshot of your events screen in the ticket alongside your Playfab ID for investigation.
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From the Root of All Evil to Let Them Cook! We've got a packed suite of Events for you this month! And, as always, the Steam Events Calendar is below!
Aug 31st - Sep 6th: Live Your Profits!
Sep 6th - Sep 12th: The Excellent AdVenture
Sep 12th - Sep 18th: Profit-A-Bowl
Sep 18th - Sep 24th: 1% Land
Sep 24th - Sep 30th: The Root of All Evil
Sep 30th - Oct 6th: Cashalot!
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Typo! Look forward to Profit Wars round 2 in two days! 🤑
The second run of Profit Wars begins in two hours! Will you lead your side to victory, or will the cruel mistress that is Competitive Capitalism™ leave you in the dust? We'll be opening an official feedback thread once the event is live, which will be found in #🏅・event-chat, so make sure to let us know what you think! @PING
I've got two slots left open for a playtest next Wednesday, August 26th, at 10:00AM PST and 10:30AM PST respectively.
For those interested, fill out this form and I will reach out to those who applied tomorrow via email, with a first-come, first-serve link to schedule one of those two timeslots.
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Heyo, Capitalists! 👋
I'm off work next week from August 24th to the 28th, taking a little staycation. As always, make sure to keep the shenanigans to a minimum! 🎉
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This update brings a fix for the leaderboard update bug.
Rollout is sitting at 100% for both Android and iOS users 🤖 🍎
Players have reported that the leaderboard is not updating with their latest scores as they complete goals and earn points. Our team has identified
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This update brings with it a gamut of back-end fixes alongside a slew of QOL updates to Profit Wars and how information is displayed in-event. We've also fixed the infinite Business Battles bug, wherein the mini-game would never end.
From leaderboard information to a new event soundtrack, you've got plenty to look forward to at the end of August!
Rollout is currently sitting at 25% for Android users 🤖
Profit Wars made its triumphant debut, bringing true, head-to-head competition to Cashcadia (and Obscuria) for the first time ever! ✨
We also saw a successful round of player interviews afterwards, and we're bringing a bunch of changes into the next run of Profit Wars at the end of August!
Due to a freak, space-time anomaly, we experienced Christmas in July. The turkeys were just as confused as the rest of us, don't you worry, but boy was it fun!
Finally, the quest to tidy up Discord continues. As always, if someone strange DMs you, block them or report them to myself or one of our fantastic mods!
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