hi THE GWC IS BACK!!

sorry we had to take a break, but the latter stages of the GWC are about to begin! we are getting to the business end of the competition now, so matches will be coming thick and fast, culminating in a cumtastic final on sunday!

the round of 16 will take place over the course of today, so get horny for your team in #🏟️︱goon-stadium and make sure your vote counts in the remaining games

TWO MATCHES LIVE RIGHT NOW
Brazil vs Japan and USA vs Colombia are live now!
head over to #⚽︱matches and cast your votes now!

PRIZES TO BE WON!
just a quick reminder that there are prizes up for grabs! make sure to read #ℹ️︱gwc-info to find out exactly how you can win and what you can walk away with!

hii

this is an important update regarding how we handle rule breakers here!

we absolutely love and appreciate how active you all are in keeping our space safe and clean when you tag the mod team to alert us about scammers, bots, or bad behavior, it is incredibly helpful and shows how much you care about keeping our garden weed free!

that said, we want to make sure the way you do that stays respectful and welcoming for everyone, even when we are dealing with people who don't necessarily deserve it. from now on, if you need to alert a mod, please just tag us or state the issue simply (e.g., @MOD • Gardener scammer in chat) without any extra aggression or name-calling.

unnecessary comments just add fuel to the fire. these rule-breakers will be dealt with or banned by the mods anyway, so there is no need to waste your energy on them!

let the mod team handle the actual judging and discussion so the public chats stay peaceful for everyone else. when a new member joins, we want their first impression of our community to be positive, not filled with drama.

let's all be a good example for the community and not let emotion or annoyance take over. even when dealing with the worst of the worst, we don't resort to mean comments. let's kill 'em with kindness instead!

this has been updated in #📖︱rules thanks for reading!

fairy and the mod team xo

FINAL CALL: LAST CHANCE FOR MOMMY'S GAY TEST PROMO!
this is your absolute last chance to get mommy fairy's GAY TEST at the special promotional pricing! DON'T MISS OUT (you can order in advance)

still sitting on the fence, gooner? what are you waiting for?
the reviews make it clear: this test is completely shattering the "straight" illusions of every gooner who tries it, exposing your greediest, cock-hungry desires

read about how my totally "straight" clients were exposed as DICKMATIZED CUMSLUTS here: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309960422878875688

if enough of you order the GAY TEST right now, i will keep it around as a permanent, year-round special session! but regardless of what happens, this is the absolute final deadline to get it at this promo rate until next June/July

@GWC TRACKER IT'S TIME FOR SOME KNOCKOUT PORN!

the warmups are officially done and dusted. the group stages of the GWC 26 are over, and it's time to separate the casuals from the champions. we're kickstarting the real tournament right now, and the stakes have never been higher! ⚽

here is how the field is shaping up for the ROUND of 16

the top finishers: the 12 dominant group winners have shown peak performance and are advancing straight to the main event! they're already safe and waiting in the wings

the second-place scramble: for the teams that finished runner-up, the pressure is on in a play-off round for the remaining spots! they're locking horns in a horny high stakes mini tournament. only 4 lucky teams will survive this sudden-death round to qualify and join the group winners!

ready to see who is playing who?
will your favorites make it all the way to the final, or will they get knocked out early? head over to #ℹ️︱gwc-info right now to check out the official tournament brackets and see exactly who your top picks are matched up against!

***let's gooooo! ***

REMINDER: MOMMY'S GAY TEST IS WAITING FOR YOU!

if you haven't taken my GAY TEST yet… what are you even waiting for gooner?

the reviews are coming in and it's obvious that my test is ripping open every last "straight" gooner to expose their greedy, cock-hungry, throat-bulging true selves

your dick is already twitching with excitement reading this, isn't it? you know edging for hours like a desperate little addict makes you secretly crave BIG THROBBING PORN COCK, don't you? you can keep denying it, keep resisting, keep pumping that denied goon-stick alone… or you can finally admit it.

if you're so sure you're "straight", then be a good goonslut and let mommy test you! i'lll shove a folder full of the most triggering, brain-melting, cock-centric porn down your needy throat! the same filthy porn collection that's already ruined confident "straight" gooners and turned them into drooling, whimpering, cock-addicted whores!!

so stop wasting your loads all alone... come take mommy fairy's GAY TEST and let me dedicate every second to fucking your fragile mind into complete mush while your cock betrays you completely

read the reviews here : https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309960422878875688

• note: i want to emphasize that this service is meant to be a fun, light-hearted, and safe space for exploration. as a pansexual person and a proud ally, i hold the LGBTQ+ community very close to my heart. this "test" is designed purely as an open-minded, playful experience for anyone looking to explore their fantasies and kinks. i'm here to help you discover what you like in an environment where you are always celebrated and never judged!

LET ME EXPOSE YOUR TRUE SEXUALITY!

ask yourself gooner, would you really make it through 30 minutes of mommy fairy's relentless GAY TEST? that's right... a FULL 30 minutes of curated porn that gradually gets more and more COCK CENTRIC

don't fight it!! your resistance will only make me feed harder! i know you're curious... this is a safe space to explore with mommy judgement free! let's find out exactly how much cock you can handle, together <33

who knows what i might awaken in you one thing is for certain... i'll definitely get you leaking buckets!

failing doesn't mean you're gay... it just means you need to try & try again!!

TAKE MY GAY TEST NOW! PRIDE MONTH SPECIAL - $20 FOR 30 MINUTES

• note: i want to emphasize that this service is meant to be a fun, light-hearted, and safe space for exploration. as a pansexual person and a proud ally, i hold the LGBTQ+ community very close to my heart. this "test" is designed purely as an open-minded, playful experience for anyone looking to explore their fantasies and kinks. i'm here to help you discover what you like in an environment where you are always celebrated and never judged!

YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT. THE GOONING WORLD CUP IS OFFICIALLY HERE!

welcome to the ULTIMATE PORNSTAR tournament! the football world cup may have arrived, but wouldn't it be so much better if it was a competition you could actually goon to? well, now you don't have to imagine! the first official GOONING WORLD CUP has hit the garden! welcome to GWC26 gooners

GO CHECK OUT https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1514320741745688616 FOR ALL THE INFO!

THE FIRST MATCH IS ALREADY LIVE!!! #⚽︱matches

special thanks to @Baron Von Goon for coming up with this event concept and spending many days putting it all together a true gooning legend!

@Announcements & Sneak Peeks

hii PORN FOR PING

happy wednesday night, or a very happy thursday morning to all our members waking up across oceania and eastern and central asia with that morning wood 🌄 🪵

i've just added some brand new channels to the server! so go ahead and start filling them up

i also created a dedicated battles section, since wank battles have been requested quite a few times now

here are the new porn channels:

👣︱feet

🎀︱sissy

battlefield:

❓︱guide

🤺︱battle-requests

⚔️︱public-battles

stay tuned for info on THE GOONING WORLD CUP ⚽ coming soon!! you absolutely won't want to miss it 🏆

ATTENTION GOONERS!! THE GOONING WORLD CUP IS CUMMING!

Get ready - GWC 2026 is about to take over The Garden! ⚽

We're cooking up our biggest server event yet: epic matchups, nonstop content, and one massive GIVEAWAY on the line!

So lace your boots! Get on the pitch! And warm up! The Garden is about to embrace the World's Game and become a full-on international gooning battlefield. This is one you don't want to miss.

PORN FOR PING

HELP US UNLOCK BETTER PERKS
we're striving to unlock higher file upload limits for the entire community! by boosting our server, you aren't just helping us grow, you also get rewarded too

INSTANT PERKS FOR BOOSTERS:
- skip the level grind: instant access to #📬︱dm-requests (Level 5) and voice/cam (Level 2).
- NEW!! custom colour role: choose your own unique username color!
- VIP status: special role and badge! + priority speaker in voice channels!

want to join the booster club? click the server name at the top > server boost! once you've boosted, head over to #🆘︱speak-to-a-mod to request your custom color!

hey 🌈 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GOON GARDEN!

the goon garden has been around for multiple years now, and growing to over 33k members means we have people here from every single walk of life, identity, and sexuality. i am incredibly proud of the community we've built together, and i want to make it absolutely clear: this is, and always will be, a safe space for the LGBTQ+ community <3

pride is still so important! it began as a protest and has grown into a global movement rooted in resilience, visibility, and progress. it's a moment to reflect on how far we've come and to recommit ourselves to creating a world where everyone is free to be who they are.

hate, homophobia, transphobia, or bigotry of any kind will never be tolerated here. there is no room for hate in our queer space, period.

you are totally safe to explore, experiment, and embrace your kinks and identity here free of judgment (as long as they follow our rules and TOS of course lol)! even if the world outside (and online) doesn't always feel safe or accepting, you always have a home with us

let's have a wonderful month celebrating pride, honouring its history, and standing together for equality, inclusion, and love

please enjoy this beautiful pride artwork i commissioned of one of our server mascots, blazea!

A GOONTASTIC ANNOUNCEMENT FROM OUR FRIENDS AT FREEUSE WORLD

Hey !

We have an exciting update: our Steam store page is now live and accepting wishlists! If you’d like to help our little world grow, you can now add Moving to the Freeuse World to your wishlist on Steam.

Every single wishlist helps the game reach more players and gives this cozy project a little boost of confidence (and serotonin) for the dev team.

Steam URL here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4590930/Moving_to_the_Freeuse_World__Episode_1/

LIVE OUT YOUR FREEUSE WORLD FANTASIES!!

Other Links: ⏬

• Freeuse World Discord: <Join on Discord

• Patreon (if you’re interested in supporting the project!): https://www.patreon.com/cw/DarkRomanceInteractive

Moving to the Freeuse World - Episode 1

Moving to the Freeuse World is a Western nukige that blends dating sim and point-and-click adventure elements. Play as David Caulfield together with his best friend Clara, two transfer students from our dimension who must adapt to their new wild and sex-crazed life at Bacchus University in Red Rock, Colorado.

We're putting the "free" in free…
Release Date: To be announced