THE ULTIMATE GOONER GAME JUST GOT A VERY EXCITING UPDATE!!

Version 0.3.0 of Moving to the Freeuse World is out now for our Patreon supporters (Student Visa and up)!

The update is very side quest heavy, where the MC goes to a sex-crazed nightclub, a LARP (Live Action Roleplay) event filled with cute satyrs, orcs, knights, and much more.

In addition, players can continue Darla's side quest, the owner of the rural Darla's Milk & Honey House, to form a relationship with your HuCow, Bessie.

The fetish behind Darla's quest is breeding.

Links:

Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4590930/Moving_to_the_Freeuse_World__Episode_1/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DarkRomanceInteractive/posts/moving-to-world-172866622

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/SWtQyS4duC

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PORN FOR PING

hii garden dwellers!

i just wanted to update everyone about what's going on on my end (for those who care lol)

after two years living in brasil, i'm packing up and heading back home to australia! 🐨 as you can imagine, the last couple weeks have been super hectic with packing, organizing, and saying proper goodbyes. between the move and being neurodivergent, my brain is just totally fried right now, which is why i've been pretty inactive and haven't been able to answer dms. i see all your messages coming in and promise i'm not ignoring you! i'm just super overwhelmed and need a little break from notifications.

i always want to give you all my best energy, and i can only do that when i'm relaxed, present, and out of my head. taking this time away to decompress means when i'm back, i'll be 100% refreshed and ready to properly connect and goon out with you all

i fly out on the 2nd with a pretty long transit ahead (including a stopover). so over the next weeks, i will be similarly busy and catching up with family i haven't seen in two years. since starting this server i haven't taken more than a couple days off at a time, so i hope you all understand my brief absence. huge love to my amazing mod team for keeping everything running smoothly while i'm busy please give them some thanks!

once i'm settled back home and adjusted to the new timezone, i'll slowly be easing back into my normal schedule and catching up on all your dms. thank you so much for your patience and support. i appreciate it a lot and can't wait to catch up properly soon! xx

p.s. to all my sweet clients, i promise the wait is going to be so worth it!! as soon as i'm back, i'm completely melting your brains and goonsticks away... plus, i'll be announcing an even bigger sale to celebrate! stay needy for me in the meantime

THE ULTIMATE GOONER GAME JUST GOT A HUUUUGE UPDATE!

check out this goontastic announcement from our friends over at Freeuse World:

Version 0.2.0 of Moving to the Freeuse World is out now for our Patreon supporters (Student Visa and up)!

The update features Day 2 of the main story, where the MC and his best friend, Clara, attend their first day of classes at Bacchus University while getting into plenty of sexy shenanigans throughout Red Rock, Colorado.

In addition, players can begin Darla's introductory side quest, meeting the owner of the rural Darla's Milk & Honey House and taking their first steps into her storyline.

The fetish behind Darla's quest is breeding.

Links:

Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4590930/Moving_to_the_Freeuse_World__Episode_1/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/DarkRomanceInteractive

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/SWtQyS4duC

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/darkromanceinteractive/

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hii garden dwellers!

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

to help keep The Goon Garden a safe, well-moderated 18+ community, members are required to have their discord profile set to public while they are in this server.

as a large NSFW community, we deal with scammers, spam accounts, sellers, bots, ban evaders, rule breakers, predators, and occasionally minors attempting to access the server. a user's profile is one of the most valuable moderation tools we have for identifying obvious bad actors and enforcing our rules.

discord's new private profile feature prevents us moderators from viewing information that has historically helped us keep this community safe.

because of this, we have decided that private profiles are not compatible with participation in this server.

if your profile is set to private:
- a moderator may ask you to make it public.
- if you refuse or repeatedly keep it private, you will be removed from the server.
- suspicious private accounts may be banned without warning.

this is not because we oppose privacy. we understand some people may prefer private profiles. however, our priority is maintaining a safe, well-moderated adult community. discord is already a largely anonymous platform, and if you wish to separate your activity in this server from your main account, we encourage using an alternate discord account dedicated to adult communities.

if you are uncomfortable making your profile visible to our moderation team, we completely respect that, but this server may not be the right fit for you

thank you for understanding and helping us keep The Goon Garden safe and weed free for everyone!

this rule has been added to #📖︱rules and is effective immediately

I'VE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ⚽

the real world cup final is finally here today, with Spain vs Argentina battling it out! 🌍🏆 since our Gooning World Cup was inspired by the FIFA World Cup, i wanted to celebrate the occasion by giving you all something special...

THE KICK OFF YOUR ADDICTION PROMO
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@GWC TRACKER GWC UPDATE

now onto the Gooning World Cup! ⚽

unfortunately, we won't be able to hold the GWC Final today due to some unforeseen circumstances. but don't worry! us gooners are built to last longer than the normies anyway... so let's edge ourselves just a little longer.

📅 The GWC Final has been moved to next Sunday! **
to make the wait even better, we're adding a match every single day this week, beginning tomorrow with 🇦🇺 Australia vs Brazil 🇧🇷
it's going to be an action-packed week leading into the grand final!

be sure to check #ℹ️︱gwc-info to keep up with the tournament bracket, and all the prizes up for grabs! and don't forget to support your team's babes, over in #🏟️︱goon-stadium!

have a goontastic day... and enjoy the discounts!