hi I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO GOON YOUR BRAINS OUT

HUGE server update! your feedback has been heard! we just dropped a bunch of new channels to make the goon garden even better. there is some big changes, so read up!

🪖 BOOT CAMP i want you for the goon army!
- the goon army is recruiting! do you have the dedication to devote yourself to becoming a perfect pumpslave? #🪖｜boot-camp isn't just 'fun', it's an intense, optional training ground to help keep you focused on what's important it's also a way to help you rank up way faster and win rewards (free sessions, audios, etc.). so stop thinking, and start serving.
- join up: find all the info here in #🤔｜what-is-boot-camp 💚

NEW RANK REWARDS
you wanted incentives for interacting, so here they are! no more excuses for lurking! i want to see you come out of hiding.
- get free stuff from mommy fairy! you now earn big perks for hitting certain ranks, like discounts, voice notes, dick ratings, and even free feeding sessions. see #⭐︱rank-rewards for all the info
- are you eligible for rewards already? check #⭐︱rank-rewards now to claim your goodies if you're a high rank!

GOONETTE LOUNGE
a long awaited safe space! it's obvious some people treat this server like a gooner tinder and are only here to seek out feminine users to satisfy their wants and harass them. and frankly, it's tiresome.
- read #🌸｜goonette-lounge for the details.

INTOX GOONING
a new channel for getting high and gooning! send your best intox porn in #🌿︱intox-gooning

note on roles and colours!
i often notice a ton of you haven't assigned yourselves roles and a colour yet! why not take two seconds to pop into #🎭︱roles and liven up your profile!

a huge thank you to everyone who took the time to fill out the community survey! i read every single answer, and these big updates are the direct result of your feedback the survey is still open! if you haven't taken it yet, please drop your feedback here: https://forms.gle/gXtrpyzbN5xhnbQHA

SORRY FOR THE SECOND PING I MADE A MISTAKE! FORGIVE ME

THE GOON GARDEN COMMUNITY SURVEY

THIS SURVEY IS 100% ANONYMOUS. help us make the garden more fun for everyone!🌸

hi PORN FOR PING

first of all, thank you to everyone who has filled out the survey so far. i really appreciate you taking the time, and the survey is still open, so feel free to answer it anytime. i'm already working hard on implementing the suggestions you all gave

NEW GAY + LESBIAN CHANNELS ** 🏳️‍🌈
a long time ago, we did have a gay and a lesbian channel, but they ended up getting removed during a huge server wide clean-up because they were the most inactive channels on the entire server - one of them going months without a single post.

but the server is much bigger now, and i'm hoping more of you are willing to put your shyness aside and help make the space more active.

so please, if it's the kind of content you're looking for, go check out and post in #🏳️‍🌈︱gay and #🌷︱lesbian

to anyone wanting more specific channels: we only create new channels when there's enough activity to keep them alive or they would be fun and engaging for everyone. so if you want more niche channels in the future, please post in the broader ones like #🔞︱goon-dungeon (all porn, IRL + hentai) and #🍥︱hentai-toons (hentai/toons only). if we see consistent feeders of certain types of content, we'll be more likely to build spaces for it.

we just really don't want a server with a bunch of dead channels channel suggestions can go in #🧠︱ideas-suggestions

NSFW STORY CHAIN: ✍️
we also now have a fun little writing game channel where everyone can add 1–2 sentences to continue a sexy story. it resets every 7 days and anyone can jump in.

✏️｜nsfw-story-chain

have fun with it! it’s meant to be silly, messy, and collaborative <3

TO THE ONE PERSON WHO SAID THEY DIDN'T FEEL SAFE:
every single person who filled out the survey so far said they feel safe here - except for one person. that's obviously amazing overall, but i really want to speak to that one person in case they're reading this.

this server is run by me, a sexually open queer woman, and after spending time in other servers that constantly broke TOS, had rude, power hungry mod teams, and were super toxic overall, my number 1 goal for this server has always been to make this place safe, welcoming, and fun for everyone, especially LGBTQ+ members and female users.

and that's because i didn't feel safe in those spaces, and i never want anyone here to feel that way.

so to whoever wrote that they didn't feel fully safe: you are welcome here. you are safe here. and the mod team will always do what we can to protect members from discrimination, harassment, or queerphobic bullshit.

we are not a "free speech" server. this is 100% a safe space. we do not entertain conservative ideologies, bigotry, or anything that harms LGBTQ+ members

GOON GARDEN COMMUNITY SURVEY

PORN FOR PING

hi everyone! happy thirsty thursday <3 i hope you're all having a goontastic week and getting in the christmas spirit

since it's creation in 2023, the server has grown way bigger than i could have ever expected! and i want to keep making this place fun, welcoming, and actually worth interacting in which was always my hope and goal in the first place <3

i've noticed we have a lot of lurkers, and not everyone is here to interact or share porn. so i would really love to hear from you all! i've put together a 100% anonymous google survey to understand how people feel about the server - what you like, what you don't, what you want more of, and what might help you interact more.

this survey is for everyone, not just lurkers! i want to know how all of you feel about our garden of delights

this is your chance to shape the future of the garden, so be honest! i can take it

survey link: https://forms.gle/gXtrpyzbN5xhnbQHA

thank you to everyone who takes a minute to fill it out *i am sending sloppy wet kisses and sucks and fucks! *

THE GOON GARDEN COMMUNITY SURVEY

THIS SURVEY IS 100% ANONYMOUS. help us make the garden more fun for everyone!🌸

hi PORN FOR PING

just a small update, the main chat's been getting pretty political lately, and it honestly kills the vibe when we're all just trying to hang out.

so from now on, all political discussion belongs in the new #⚖️︱politics channel.

whether you want to debate, vent about politics, share news, or discuss whatever's happening in the world, that's the place for it. hopefully this keeps the main chat fun and light

hi gooners <3

i brought back the $10 off promo there's also a new client offer for 30 minute sessions
so if you've been wanting to book something with me, come take advantage of the sale

aaand um…
i also recorded a tiny little audio for you all. it's above the announcement (i fucked up and accidentally sent it first)
https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1155159282111746159/1442230981707825335
it’s cringe. i hate it.
i’m gonna pretend i didn’t make it.

but hopefully it fries at least 3 braincells
if it doesn't, whatever, i tried lol. i will be gooning out in the dungeon and sending voice notes to anyone who wants to goon out with me

enjoy the audio and the promo <3

menu: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309258621988765707
reviews: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309960422878875688

happy halloween and happy gooning, goon garden! 👻

can you believe it's already halloween?! this month went by way too fast >_<

a huge thank you to everyone who took part in this year's goontober event. checking out the halloween themed content in #🎃︱goontober has been one of my favorite parts of the day but it's not over yet!

don't let the night end without one last dive into #🎃︱goontober to drop some final treats of that sweet, sticky goonfuel and make this the most legendary halloween goon session yet

on a personal note, my 50% off 30 minute fairy feeds sale vanishes at midnight! ⏲️ don't miss your last chance to book a session with me at half-price (you can always book in advance )

enjoy your night, stay horny, and have a very happy, very spooky, very goony halloween!

hii i hope you're all having a goontastic day ☆

i'm kinda bored and horny and in the mood to trigger some goonsticks hehe so for today and tomorrow only, i'll be giving out FREE voice notes! just DM me a trigger word or short sentence (no more than 10 words), and i’ll record it for you and send it back

i might get flooded with messages, so please don't expect an instant reply! i'll get through as many as i can

also, to anyone who messaged me about a session in the past couple days - i took a short break, i'm really sorry if i missed you! i'm free for the rest of the week, so feel free to message again and we can plan something fun together

and just a little reminder that my 30-minute regular feeds are 50% OFF right now! so it's the perfect time to grab one my porn collection is HUGE and i'm guaranteed to have porn that'll melt your brain to mush

so if you're horny and need a sweet goonfairy to feed you some delicious filth… you know where to find me

btw for anyone interested in a LOCKTOBER session, i’ve attached some porn below as an example of the kind of content i feed during the session i spent hours finding the best cage and denial porn i could (as well as other voted for kinks) and i really hope some of you caged-up losers are ready for some sweet, triggering teasing from mommy fairy

happy monday, my wicked little goonsluts hope you're all having a goontastic start to the week~

my spooky season promo just dropped!
for all of october, my 30-minute sessions are 50% off — making them only $15

but for those of you locked up and throbbing this month... i've made something extra evil just for you.
introducing my exclusive locktober session — a hand-crafted, one-time-only feed i spent hours curating just for october. it's full of porn of the most triggering kinks associated with locktober and will be sure to turn caged losers brains into soup it’s $20, and once november hits, it's gone forever.

so if you're craving the company of a horny porn mommy who will rot your mind into nothing... now's your chance to give in become mommy fairy's pumpslave!

🕷️ dm me to claim your session before it vanishes into the dark at midnight, november 1st 💋

scam warning

hey 🧚‍♀️✨️ i've been getting spam messages like these daily so i imagine a lot of you are too!

if you get dms from random users offering “paid promotions” or saying things like “we’ll pay you to advertise our app/server” and asking for your server link, don't respond.

these messages are scams — please don’t trust them or reply, even if they promise payment upfront!

they often:

claim to be part of a “social app company”

copy & paste the same message across multiple accounts

change their username and profile often

ask for your server invite

even if it sounds “harmless,” sending them your server link can lead to raids, bot spam, stolen server access, or worse.

what to do if you get one:

1. don’t reply or click anything

2. report spam right away

3. let a mod know in #🆘︱speak-to-a-mod

and remember: if something sounds too good to be true...it probably is. the servers they take over end up being full of spam and mommy/goddess accounts and "click here for free nudes" channels. i also attached some images of servers that are scam servers, if you join a server that looks like this LEAVE IT IMMEDIATELY. do not join random servers and especially not ones with this sort of weird text and generic name.

stay safe out there!
— fairy

hi

new june promotion!!

so you used to jerk off to the idea of fucking women...but lately? it’s not the pornstars you're imagining bent over is it?
it’s you.

if you've ever questioned your sexuality during a goon sesh, or started thinking about your goonbud in ways that you're too embarrassed to admit...

i think it's time you took my GAY TEST 🏳️‍🌈

$20 for 30 minutes. pass every stage and prove you're straight...or don't