GOON GARDEN COMMUNITY SURVEY

PORN FOR PING

hi everyone! happy thirsty thursday <3 i hope you're all having a goontastic week and getting in the christmas spirit

since it's creation in 2023, the server has grown way bigger than i could have ever expected! and i want to keep making this place fun, welcoming, and actually worth interacting in which was always my hope and goal in the first place <3

i've noticed we have a lot of lurkers, and not everyone is here to interact or share porn. so i would really love to hear from you all! i've put together a 100% anonymous google survey to understand how people feel about the server - what you like, what you don't, what you want more of, and what might help you interact more.

this survey is for everyone, not just lurkers! i want to know how all of you feel about our garden of delights

this is your chance to shape the future of the garden, so be honest! i can take it

survey link: https://forms.gle/gXtrpyzbN5xhnbQHA

thank you to everyone who takes a minute to fill it out *i am sending sloppy wet kisses and sucks and fucks! *

THE GOON GARDEN COMMUNITY SURVEY

THIS SURVEY IS 100% ANONYMOUS. help us make the garden more fun for everyone!🌸

hi PORN FOR PING

just a small update, the main chat's been getting pretty political lately, and it honestly kills the vibe when we're all just trying to hang out.

so from now on, all political discussion belongs in the new #⚖️︱politics channel.

whether you want to debate, vent about politics, share news, or discuss whatever's happening in the world, that's the place for it. hopefully this keeps the main chat fun and light

hi gooners <3

i brought back the $10 off promo there's also a new client offer for 30 minute sessions
so if you've been wanting to book something with me, come take advantage of the sale

aaand um…
i also recorded a tiny little audio for you all. it's above the announcement (i fucked up and accidentally sent it first)
https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1155159282111746159/1442230981707825335
it’s cringe. i hate it.
i’m gonna pretend i didn’t make it.

but hopefully it fries at least 3 braincells
if it doesn't, whatever, i tried lol. i will be gooning out in the dungeon and sending voice notes to anyone who wants to goon out with me

enjoy the audio and the promo <3

menu: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309258621988765707
reviews: https://discord.com/channels/1155154101873692833/1309960422878875688

happy halloween and happy gooning, goon garden! 👻

can you believe it's already halloween?! this month went by way too fast >_<

a huge thank you to everyone who took part in this year's goontober event. checking out the halloween themed content in #🎃︱goontober has been one of my favorite parts of the day but it's not over yet!

don't let the night end without one last dive into #🎃︱goontober to drop some final treats of that sweet, sticky goonfuel and make this the most legendary halloween goon session yet

on a personal note, my 50% off 30 minute fairy feeds sale vanishes at midnight! ⏲️ don't miss your last chance to book a session with me at half-price (you can always book in advance )

enjoy your night, stay horny, and have a very happy, very spooky, very goony halloween!

hii i hope you're all having a goontastic day ☆

i'm kinda bored and horny and in the mood to trigger some goonsticks hehe so for today and tomorrow only, i'll be giving out FREE voice notes! just DM me a trigger word or short sentence (no more than 10 words), and i’ll record it for you and send it back

i might get flooded with messages, so please don't expect an instant reply! i'll get through as many as i can

also, to anyone who messaged me about a session in the past couple days - i took a short break, i'm really sorry if i missed you! i'm free for the rest of the week, so feel free to message again and we can plan something fun together

and just a little reminder that my 30-minute regular feeds are 50% OFF right now! so it's the perfect time to grab one my porn collection is HUGE and i'm guaranteed to have porn that'll melt your brain to mush

so if you're horny and need a sweet goonfairy to feed you some delicious filth… you know where to find me

btw for anyone interested in a LOCKTOBER session, i’ve attached some porn below as an example of the kind of content i feed during the session i spent hours finding the best cage and denial porn i could (as well as other voted for kinks) and i really hope some of you caged-up losers are ready for some sweet, triggering teasing from mommy fairy

happy monday, my wicked little goonsluts hope you're all having a goontastic start to the week~

my spooky season promo just dropped!
for all of october, my 30-minute sessions are 50% off — making them only $15

but for those of you locked up and throbbing this month... i've made something extra evil just for you.
introducing my exclusive locktober session — a hand-crafted, one-time-only feed i spent hours curating just for october. it's full of porn of the most triggering kinks associated with locktober and will be sure to turn caged losers brains into soup it’s $20, and once november hits, it's gone forever.

so if you're craving the company of a horny porn mommy who will rot your mind into nothing... now's your chance to give in become mommy fairy's pumpslave!

🕷️ dm me to claim your session before it vanishes into the dark at midnight, november 1st 💋

scam warning

hey 🧚‍♀️✨️ i've been getting spam messages like these daily so i imagine a lot of you are too!

if you get dms from random users offering “paid promotions” or saying things like “we’ll pay you to advertise our app/server” and asking for your server link, don't respond.

these messages are scams — please don’t trust them or reply, even if they promise payment upfront!

they often:

claim to be part of a “social app company”

copy & paste the same message across multiple accounts

change their username and profile often

ask for your server invite

even if it sounds “harmless,” sending them your server link can lead to raids, bot spam, stolen server access, or worse.

what to do if you get one:

1. don’t reply or click anything

2. report spam right away

3. let a mod know in #🆘︱speak-to-a-mod

and remember: if something sounds too good to be true...it probably is. the servers they take over end up being full of spam and mommy/goddess accounts and "click here for free nudes" channels. i also attached some images of servers that are scam servers, if you join a server that looks like this LEAVE IT IMMEDIATELY. do not join random servers and especially not ones with this sort of weird text and generic name.

stay safe out there!
— fairy

hi

new june promotion!!

so you used to jerk off to the idea of fucking women...but lately? it’s not the pornstars you're imagining bent over is it?
it’s you.

if you've ever questioned your sexuality during a goon sesh, or started thinking about your goonbud in ways that you're too embarrassed to admit...

i think it's time you took my GAY TEST 🏳️‍🌈

$20 for 30 minutes. pass every stage and prove you're straight...or don't